Oroiide - Oliver

there was a pre-existing dictum programmed to do nothing else

me escaping the pizzaplex with glamrock bonnie’s endoskeleton up my ass

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

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I haven’t seen the fnaf movie yet

telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction

this might come as a surprise but I might have issues not sure tho

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