Maid Day Bnnuy

"I see you"

What if my heart just exploded

made pope drink iced americano just to piss tedesco off #conclave

If Pucci hadn't left the mansion in time, would he be another enemy to the crusaders? Perhaps he'd be taken in by the foundation for interrogation? Who knows.

Kakyoin is especially surprised because he remembers enrico from his own time spent in the mansion with a fleshbud. As the only ones that were teenagers, they naturally spent a lot of time together.

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Javier Escuella HC's (SFW)

A/N: This has bonus modern!au hc's at the end!

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ Personality:

Starting this off with a fun fact: most outlaws/cowboys in the Wild West Era were closeted queer people/POC/etc. Because of this, I feel like ALMOST everyone in camp would be accepting of gay people/disabled people/etc. It's my PERSONAL hc/belief. This does NOT mean you have to agree with it xx

Because of his past in Mexico as a revolutionary, he has a very strong sense of justice.

He stands by his morals/beliefs firmly. This will lead to him getting into arguments/debates with camp members (Micah/Bill mainly) quite often.

Despite English not being his first language, he is very well spoken and eloquent when he speaks it.

If someone does him a favor, he's the type of person to feel indebted to that person. It doesn't matter if they say "no worries" or "don't worry about it". He will worry about it. He WILL repay you.

BUT! At the same time...he doesn't like it when people do favors for him. He grew up very independent and isn't used to things like that. And, especially being an outlaw, he's always suspicious of charitable acts.

He doesn't have anger issues, but when he gets angry...he gets ANGRY.

Just because he's an outlaw doesn't mean he can't take care of himself. He bathes every other day (when possible). Whether he goes into a town to bathe, whether it's simply in a river, he WILL bathe as often as possible. He hates feeling dirty.

When he gets frustrated he'll start cursing/rambling in Spanish.

In my opinion, he's a huge supporter of activism (though, I feel like most of the camp members are).

He's super romantic, but can also be distant at times. Don't blame him, though. He tries his best. He's just scared/nervous.

Even though he doesn't sound harmless, he is VERY dangerous. He isn't a stranger to killing someone.

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Hobbies:

Obviously, one of his favorite hobbies is fishing. He journals/documents every type of fish he finds and then compares his findings to a fishing book he has.

Makes his own fishing lures/hooks/bait.

Secretly stargazes when he has guard duty at night. Sometimes he'll get so focused on the sky that he loses balance and falls back on the ground.

Yes, he can speak English pretty well, but that doesn't mean he's completely fluent in it. So, he practices pronunciation of some words every now and then. Not really a hobby, but still something he does in his free time.

Reads penny dreadfuls every once in a while. Usually it's right before he's about to go to bed.

Singing/playing guitar is another one of his favorite hobbies. Especially in his native tongue. It reminds him of home and comforts him. Since he knows it's dangerous for him to go back, at least he can keep a part of his home with him.

He absolutely loves playing Five Finger Fillet. And he's an absolute GOD at it. His hand moves so fast that it's mind boggling.

If he's in a relationship with you/interested in you...he'll show off his skills to try and impress you...

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Random:

He reminds me of a coyote a lot. His mannerisms/facial structure/etc. Am I the only one? Anyways, they are his favorite animal. Whenever he sees one in the wild, he stops whatever he's doing and just stares at it. Mesmerized.

Loves the smell of the fresh air in the morning/firewood/oranges/and vanilla.

He won't really admit it, but he loves bugs. Sometimes, a camp member will catch him looking through the grass/bushes/dirt for them. He documents them just like he documents fish.

He loves moths/praying mantises a lot. His favorites are the Rosy Maple Moth and Orchid Mantis.

The reason he loves moths/mantises/bugs so much is because he didn't see as many in Mexico. They fascinate him.

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Random Things He'd Say/Do:

(Finds a ladybug on branch of a tree) "¡Oye! These are good luck, aren't they?"

(Robbing a stagecoach with some other members of the gang.) "Easy there, chico rico. Give us all you've got—yeah?—and you get to live. Sounds like a pretty good deal, eh?"

(Reeling in a very large fish) "¡Mierda! Fucker's got some fight in him!"

(Micah has pissed off Javier by calling him a slur (no one is surprised)) "¿Con quién carajo te crees que estás hablando? ¿Eh? ¡Te destriparé como a un pez y te daré de comer a Caín! ¡Maldito cabrón! ¡Vete a la mierda! ¡Ratita sucia!"

ˋ°•*⁀➷ Random Modern!AU HC's:

He'd DEFINITELY be a metal head with some punk thrown in there.

Dyed his bangs red once.

Also dyed deep purple streaks into his hair as well. He really liked them and does it again every once in a while.

Works as a commercial fisherman and sells his catch at farmers markets sometimes.

Huge gamer. Specifically, he's obsessed with survival horror games. He would have an entire gaming PC set up.

The type of guy to bully kids in COD lobbies but then IMMEDIATELY say "Sorry. I know you're like a fetus or something."

Smokes cigarettes, but is also a huge pothead. This man is an entire Sublime album.

I fully believe he would have snake bite piercings (with rings instead of studs). He'd also have a right eyebrow piercing and both of his ears pierced.

He got a Halo Of The Sun tattoo on his chest when he was really drunk, but he absolutely loves it. He doesn't regret it at all. (It's a little smaller than the size of his palm)

Went ahead and did some short silly beat board things of "Disney villain Dutch sings villain song" since that comment by @forthegothicheroine got me inspired haha

Heres a NSFW jovier headcanon for y'all. Javier accidentally Pavloved John.

If you don't know what that means, Ivan Petrovich Pavlov did an experiment where he would ring a bell before feeding dogs. The dogs came to associate the bell with food and began salivating each time they heard a bell ring.

So basically, whenever John and Javier had sex, Javier would dirty talk in Spanish because it was what he was most comfortable with and John found it sexy (even though he couldn't understand it). Over time, this unintentionally conditioned John to get hard every time Javier spoke Spanish.

They discovered this during a job when Javier got hurt and began cursing in Spanish and John immediately got rock solid. They were just kinda like, "... What.. What do we do now? What do we do about this?"

That was a very awkward ride back to camp.

Boy he literally lives one portal away

I made the thing haha

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..his arms refused to obey and his mouth was filled with the taste of blood and he couldn't bring himself to take a single breath because his ribs felt like a crooked metal cage and the agony was sucking him into a vortex of unconsciousness and he was too lost and hurt to resist and…

..and it took him a while to realize that he was okay.

That it wasn't his head that was flattened like a rotten apple. It was the head of his mech.

It wasn't his throat that was filled with blood. It was--

[Device 2 not detected. Reconnect.]

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[Device 2 not detected. Reconnect.]

Orion feels like a mug without a handle. Like having one earbud fall out of your ear. Like a shirt that's had its buttons ripped off.

[Device 2 not detected. Reconnect.]

He remembers the rattle of metal and the roar of the monster. He remembers someone shouting warnings to him over the comms. He remembers something grabbing his head and slamming him to the ground with so much force, that some part inside his head audibly cracked and it was very warm and stinging and painful and suffocating and he was screaming trying to rip off his helmet and do something but his arms refused to obey and his mouth was filled with the taste of blood and he couldn't bring himself to take a single breath because his ribs felt like a crooked metal cage and the agony was sucking him into a vortex of unconsciousness and he was too lost and hurt to resist and .

..and it took him a while to realize that he was okay.

That it wasn't his head that was flattened like a rotten apple. It was the head of his mech.

It wasn't his throat that was filled with blood. It was--

[Device 2 not detected. Reconnect.]

He can't get used to Shockwave being gone. It feels like a mug without a handle. Like--

..like a part of him has been torn away. Not essential to life. But critical to completeness. The science department calls it “ co-dependence. ” Engineering says that combining two minds into a single whole can make people see themselves as one entity made up of two parts. Most call it grieving.

Orion isn't sure what to call it. He doesn't know the right word for what he's experiencing.

[Device 2 not detected. Reconnect.]

He's not asking to deactivate his implant. He just reconfigures it so the reconnect checks aren't too frequent. The silly little device continues to pretend that Shockwave's absence is a technical problem that can be fixed by trying again.

Orion is strangely grounded by this ritual. Allows him to pretend that Shockwave is still somewhere nearby and all it takes to synchronize their minds is to try to reconnect.

And then he'll be whole again.

[Device 2 not detected. Reconnect.]

He looks in the mirror and sees a puzzle. A mosaic.

He sees the little pieces he borrowed from Shockwave. As well as the holes left where Shockwave took pieces of him.

Connecting minds tends to make them bleed into each other. Blurring boundaries and confusing identities.

Orion thinks that part of Shockwave was preserved in him.

He also knows that part of him died that day along with Shockwave.

[Device 2 not detected. Reconnect.]

[Device 2 not detected. Reconnect.]

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[Device 2 not detected. Reconnect.]

[Device 2 detected. Connect?]

Orion freezes, not immediately realizing what has changed.

Could it be...?

He'd seen a lot of impossible things lately. Aliens and resurrections and black holes and honestly. He had gotten a little tired of being surprised. So when the possibility of traveling to other dimensions gets added to his record?

Haah

He had been told that other worlds would probably be very different from his world. That on the other side could be any kind of unimaginable madness or guaranteed death or nothing at all but infinite emptiness and none of those things could be predicted but when he gets close enough to examine the strange alien portal setup, his implant sends him a ping.

[Device 2 detected. Connect?]

At the end of the day. There is one impossible thing that exists on the other side