'im Going To Kill Myself' Arent Even Words Anymore They Are Like Brothers To Me

hi my name is Eeby Deeby Blorbo H'rse Plinko Glup Shitto and i have blue hair and pronouns

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

What do you mean I have to understand economic policy? Isn’t being hot and sexy enough?

the two genders are yes or no

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

PACKED TIGHT LIKE A SUBWAY IN RUDH HOUR????

i only have a dick when it's funny

do drugs jack off kill yourself then wake up in the morning and have a cup of cawfie n eat some cigarettes

yes babe i love your dads leather jacket on you it looks like high fashion no it doesn’t make me think you have major issues

i can be gru’s baby gorl