Steve: I'm Holding The Entire World In My Hands.

Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

Master List

Broken- So far the only thing I’ve written. Bucky X Reader. Bucky rescues you from a Hydra base and you have no idea who you are or how you got there. 

(Ps. the writing gets much better at the Ch. 5 mark)

Finished

Chapter 1 & 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12 & 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15 Epilogue (Ending)

Thank you @prettybubblesintheair​ for such a lovely aesthetic! Can’t thank you enough!

Give a Bow- Sebastian Stan X plus size reader. You move to NYC and finally get your first job as an actor on….well, off broadway, far off broadway. You are surprised to learn one of your favorite actors is in the same show. 

Finished

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10 *Smut 18+ ONLY*

Chapter 11

Another lovely aesthetic from @prettybubblesintheair! Go check her out!!

Way to a Man’s Heart- ??? (could be Steve, Bucky or Stucky) x plus size reader. You love baking and cooking as a hobby, but your job is a receptionist at Avengers tower. Steve is the proud recipient of all the extras you make. 

Finished

Chapter 1

Chapter 2- Bonus picture of the muffins someone made!

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15 *Smut Chapter* 18+ only

Chapter 16/epilogue 

Lance Tucker

I am so fucking spoiled by @prettybubblesintheair and her amazing aesthetics! They always make my work look super legitimate and I love her for that!

Between a Rock and a Hard Place- Lance Tucker x plus size reader. You move into town for a new job and end up being Lance’s new neighbor. He’s rude and crude but still keeps giving you a hand.  Finished

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 **Smut Chapter 13 **Smut Chapter 14 Chapter 15 **Smut Chapter 16

Dog Days of Summer- Chris Evans X plus sized reader. Dog days of summer are usually defined as the hottest of the year, some define it as lazy days. This year ‘hottest’ has nothing to do with the outside temp. You meet Chris and Dodger Evans while taking your own dog to the park.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 - Coming ??

I’m Not Her- Bucky x plus sized reader.  It’s hard to summarize without spoiling the 1st chapter. Bucky’s been out of the team game for 70 odd years. His first mission back doesn’t go as expected. Finished

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7  

Ambition, Butter, and Wine- Kylo Ren x plus sized reader. Crack! Fic. You’re a new First Order recruit. Trained in the culinary arts at the top schools and they dare make you serve the common folk. What happens when you have the opportunity to serve Lord Ren?

Chapter 1

Last updated 4-16-19

One Shots/Dribbles

Pins and Needles- Vision x !platonic reader

Fuck if I know?- Weird little dream I had, that I just wrote down the events of? Kind of Scott Lang x Reader, and Sebastian Stan X Reader? Maybe?

Little Spoon- Bucky x Reader - You enjoy being the big spoon and want Bucky to see how nice it is to be the little spoon. Smut 18+ Only

In the Dark- Monster!Taekwoon(Leo from Vixx-Kpop) X Reader- Every night you feel a presence in your room, in the dark.

Hardest Thing- Bucky x Reader- Pure angst. Songfic based on 98 degrees song “The Hardest Thing”. 

Daddy’s Little Girl- Bucky x Reader x Steve- pure smut. 18+ Only. Daddy kinks abound.  Bucky and you have been dating for a while, but no one knows the two secrets that you still have. What happens when Steve finds out?

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Mobile Masterlist

Buy Me a Coffee

Star Wars

Poe Dameron

I Could Kiss You Right Now

Reunited

Trust Me Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6

Just Let It Out

Cuddles - Drabble

A Little Rebellious  

Go To Sleep - Drabble  

Duty Calls  

I Mean It

The Burden of Attachment Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

The Right Moment

Lead the Way

Bad Timing

Shey, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5

I’m Here - Drabble

Was That Necessary?

Safe - Drabble

Set In Ink

It’s Fine

Sorry For the Mess

Desperate Measures

Shall We Dance Part 1,

Cassian Andor

Little Names

Home For The Holidays - Drabble

Things Left Unsaid

One Drink Too Many

Bodhi Rook

Marry Me

Promise Me

 Any Suggestions?

Just Like You

Captain Phasma

I Hate You

Kylo Ren

Fallen on Deaf Ears

What Is Right?

A Lovely Night, Part 2, Part 3

Luke Skywalker

Let’s Fly

General Fic

One Last Hope: Masterlist

Mara (Kylo Ren Centric)

The Magnificent Seven

Red Harvest

Where Are You Headed?

Ride On Part 1,

Cold Nights - Drabble

Vasquez

 When the Morning Comes

Run Away With Me

Any Regrets

Here Comes Trouble

I Found You

Faraday

Nice Shootin’

I’d Rather Stay

Proposal 

Billy Rocks

Your Hair is So Soft - Drabble

Vasquez x Reader x Faraday

Standing Still

Goodnight x Billy Rocks

The Day We Met

General Fic

Angels on a Hill

Some Things Never Change

Bad Memories

Marvel

Bucky Barnes

Hold Me - Drabble

Sam Wilson

Captain America is My Wingman

Peter Parker

I Promise

Peter Quill

If Love Were Easy…

Kraglin

A Ballet Dancer?

Doctor Strange

Soulworld

An Unspoken Thing

Something New

Loki

Magic Hands

Star Trek TOS/AOS

Leonard McCoy

It’s My Job

James T. Kirk

Rough Day

*Sees the grim in the mint leaves of my mojito*

note to self: you are an intelligent woman. forgive yourself for all the times you were stupid and naive. you are a woman of heart. forgive yourself for the times you were soft when you should have been hard.

Being taken care of is literally my biggest kink. Being doted on, cuddled whenever i need, held, and reassured. Being checked on and made sure im okay. Literally just take care of me and i will be jello in your hands

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god