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The Scheming Advisors' Group Chat

TreacherousVizier: Anybody else think the King's glass could do with a little… additives? 😈😈😈 (🍷 5) (😈 7) (👍 4)

UnfavouredSecondSon: Father seems so weak lately. Why, he might even perish from a single stumble! (😈 6) (👍 7) (👞 3)

NefariousJester: Ho-ho-ho! Tricks and games my liege might play, but for his sins he may well pay! (👍 3)

TorridTurncoat: It is such an honour to serve as His Majesty's closest friend for so many years! Why, the court is so fond of me that they would never suspect the knife in his back to be planted from my trusted palm! (😈 10) (🗡️ 9) (👍 8)

RighteousSquire: Any body else want to get up bright and early so we might protect His Holiness from the first moments of dawn? 😇😊 (👎 14) (😠 15) (🗡️ 16)

[RighteousSquire has been kicked]

BackstabBot: @RighteousSquire has been added to List: "Guys we gotta get rid off" (👍 8)

does anyone care for a randal in this wicked world?

boo!

Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.

:3

Dancing with a doll

Listen… nyen and nyon completely NAKED all oiled up literally completely bathed in oil… who do you think is going to win the twerk off 😝🤯

You internet using humans make me disappointed in your kind when you say this kind of stuff. I did not go onto the interwebs to receive these kinds of messages. I think Nyon would win, he has nice legs which means better support ♡

let's slime on mama

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert 

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?