I didn’t question anything at first I just accepted a person having a pet snail until...
I had a giant snail as pet. It was as big as my head.
I would walk them with a proper leash around their shell. I would overtake them, wait for them to catch up, walk a bit more and then wait again.
Feeding them and talking about them to other people where the highlights of the day.
I made those one afternoon when the power of meme hit me out of nowhere
This post killed me... from laughing but still
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
Cheese moon
This message is really important and true but like... i’m not gonna lie... the only thing I will remember is « you absolute lettuce »
It’s my new fav insult now 😂😂
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
.....no
gay people are like i can't tell if we're close friends or if we're in love with each other and also are we dating i can't tell and also siri is it gay to send someone 600 love heart emojis and say you're in love with them or is that just a normal platonic th
Oh shit mine´s Man 😶
Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.
Tag yourself, I’m Ley.
Are... are Americans okay ?
Just told my dad about how in high school they would tell us to run the mile without teaching us how beforehand and he was appalled
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Hi! I'm Morgane, I'm a French girl and not to be a lesbian but girls are hot. Something important to know about me is that I absolutely love to draw and I'm writing a lot about everything that came up in my mind. Fun fact : I learned English by watching tv shows and by reading an unheathly amount of fanfictions any time of the day (especially at night), which screwed my eyes up.
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