I Know You’re Probably Super Busy But I HAVE To Share This With Someone. I Found This Absolutely Insane

I've never had a nanny since I'm the last child of 5 but it made me remember something that I found quite funny

In one house we lived in back when I was around maybe 3 or 4 yo, there was a family's house close to us ... like from our kitchen we could see inside their living room kind of close

We got along nice with them, I think the two daughters of the family may have watch over me once or twice (can't really remember)

Anyway the point is that one day my mom was in the kitchen and when she look up, she saw me on the neighbours couch watching tv with the two daughters when I should be well inside of my own house. I apparently just knocked on their door and they let me in ... just to watch tv

Lets just say my mom was kind of flabbergasted

grandparents/family members etc do not count, of course. im talking someone that was paid to look after you

society has outgrown the need for the Pervert character in anime

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it’s fun to stay at the Y

This is me at 3 am going for the 14th fanfic of the night

angst with a happy ending is my favourite honestly like yes bitch give me emotional conflict but dont completely ruin my soul you know

reblog if you’re single, gay, and want a girlfriend or gay friends!!

Murphy, a rescued bald eagle who is known for fiercely protecting a rock he considers his egg, will be getting the opportunity to become a father to an orphaned chick ❤️

MELTING SALAMANDER !!!

giant salamanders look so sloppy. so moist. so jiggly.

This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.

I’ve find a new passion... drawing nasty boy!

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