Kastle ♥️
sometimes you’re hit with a friendly realization that yes, life is good. you have your comfort characters and you have archive of our own. life is actually beautiful
EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE
also not to still Accountant 2 post BUT the scene where Jon Bernthal/Braxton is rehearsing in the mirror and swearing and running around holding his gun hyping himself up and it’s all, the audience finds out, just to be more assertive with a dog breeder on the phone because he wanted to pick up his corgi puppy two weeks early…when I say I cried real tears in the theater I was laughing so hard…Jason Todd is that you??
also more hilarious moments: Braxton asking a woman why she’d say “don’t hurt me” and blustering out the door offended she’d think that and he’s literally stepping over dead bodies of random men as he leaves….iconic.
Two massive guys (Braxton and Christian) sleeping in one tiny airstream bed and it wasn’t played for laughs?? They’re brothers???
Braxton’s “is it me?” speech actually crushed me a little.
Christian gaming the dating app algorithm and then getting in trouble with the event organizers had me DYING.
Karen said no to the coffee because Frank is still choosing another war instead of loving someone (her). Karen said no to the coffee because if she said yes, it would mean Frank was trying to choose both. But The Punisher can only have war and if he tried to make room for love and war, if would only end poorly. She knows it. So she says no to the coffee until the day he can end the wars and stop Punishing and only choose love.
But she smiles, because she knows him even offering, even trying to have love with the war instead of just the war is progress.
You heard his too?
Oh, yeah.
“Come on Karen, look I know you, alright? You’re brave…. You’re strong, alright, but you are so goddamn stubborn and you will throw everything away for me and I cannot let that happen, alright?” was another love confession fr
Okay Kastle Fam. General consensus seems to be Matt was hearing Frank's heart beating jealousy during the whole stitching scene
BUT I posit this:
He actually is hearing Karen's heart stutter as Frank groans in his self-stitching lone wolf routine.
absolutely obsessed with the dynamic between Matt and Frank it's gotta be one of my favorite character dynamics of all time. Frank kills people as a hobby and Matt has never killed in his life. they can't have a conversation without cursing each other out. they trust each other enough to hold one another as they jump off a building. they physically fight more often than not. Frank has seen Matt's bare ass. they're both in love with the same woman who respects herself too much to hook up with either one of them. Matt is a Catholic who believes every soul can be saved except for his own and Frank doesn't think either of theirs needs to be. can anybody hear me is this thing on