I Will Forever Hate Lily Orchard For Ruining An Entire Generation's Media Literacy And Ability To Criticize

Pussycats = silliness

Sorry I don’t make the rules hehe

Lily making a joke about watching someone while they’re sleeping 9 YEARS AGO.

Knowing what we know now is just…wow, she loved telling on herself even back then.

Breaking bad fans when complicated morally grey male characters who are capable of doing mistakes and being selfish: 🤭👍❤️

Breaking bad fans when complicated morally grey female characters who are capable of doing mistakes and being selfish: 😡😨😭

futurama season 4 operated on such a cosmic galaxy brain level that it low-key puts any other season of television to shame and the writers kinda fucked up putting their whole pussy into it bc they have yet to produce anything that is even half as solid and consistent. you want heart wrenching emotion that makes you cry but also makes you smile so big because you just love these characters so much? put on "leela's home world." you want heart breaking emotion that makes you cry and have to shut down from the world for a bit because you don't feel anyone loves you as much as seymour did fry but also that's the whole point of the episode so it makes you have an existential crisis? put on "jurassic park." you want Actually Good social commentary? pop in "crimes of the hot" or "a taste of freedom." you want to celebrate your fav found family? put on the comedic bangers that are "teenage mutant leela's hurdles" or "the farnsworth parabox." you want the best romantic payoff of any television series ever? watch "the why of fry." you want an episode that is utter cinematic perfection? "the sting" is right there. and the ultimate cosmic galaxy brain move of making the intended series finale a fucking musical? just absolute genius work. season 4 will never be topped and sometimes I wonder, why bother trying?

the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

“You, who are without mercy, now plead for it?” is one of those lines that goes so hard that you’d think it’s from The Transformers: The Movie (1986) but it’s actually from the Bible

I think it's time we blow this joint....