Dude It Would Be Really Funny If Someone Set Their Text Notifications To “CHICKEN JOCKEY”

Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

you want anything off uber eats bro

I had a nightmare last night that the muskrat guest starred in Futurama for a couple of episodes as some random character and it was horrifying, I still remember the dread and depression I felt:(

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

Can we as Phandom do the same the FOP fandom twitter did and gaslight Butch Hartman into believing something that didn't actually happen in Danny Phantom?

saw my first cybertruck in the wild today and immediately burst into laughter

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

Breaking bad fans when complicated morally grey male characters who are capable of doing mistakes and being selfish: 🤭👍❤️

Breaking bad fans when complicated morally grey female characters who are capable of doing mistakes and being selfish: 😡😨😭

I hate the internet, i hate how nasty and disguising it has become. The oversaturation of hate, of just negativity and anger each other shows is truly unbearable. How community, love and friendship is viewed as expendable has bled into the real world and i have never felt more lonely. You are the salt of the earth, the hatred of it all you pool at the bottom, under my shoe, reminding me that hell is very much real and it closer then i realize.

Maybe it just me, maybe my heart wasnt made for this, my thoughts that i had harden over the years was simply that, whatever disgust this is i now realize i wasnt made for.

I feel like an outsider, like a visitor of hell looking in

sitting through a meeting with jd couch on easter killed the fucking pope