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Warnings: Its crack.
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Billy Loomis: *Thinking* 'Holy s h i t. Leatherface is gonna kill me.'
Carrie White: *Nervous* "Ohh, Bubba!... haha... Are you- Are you okay? Um... " *Gives in after a moment, burying her head in Bubba's soft warm chest.* "Thank you Bubba... " // She doesn't care about the smell or the rotten flesh- she is so affection starved!!
Chucky Lee Ray: "... Put me the fuck down or lose your teeth. Its your choice. And also- jesus fucking christ, Bubs, take a shower."
Freddy Krueger: *Thinking, because his face is mushed into Bubba* '... this is how I die. Huh. Suffocated by a FAT GUY'S TITS- '
Jason Voorhees: Jason doesn't really cuddle him back because he is not physically affectionate- but this is his brother and he loves him, so he very calmly gives his back a pat. Like yeah I got you. You alright? Did someone hurt you? Does he need to kill someone?
Jennifer Check: "Oh, god, Bubba- you stink like raw meat left out in the sun marinating in ass sweat all fucking day- let me go!"
Jerry Dandridge: *Sighhh* "Okay buddy bring it in, but ah... a quick one, okay? Because this is cashmere, and I have a dinner date- "
Michael Myers: Oh Bubba you have nerve. He doesn't move, obviously, but um... he is not pleased.
Pamela Voorhees: True class, here. She doesn't even flinch, gives him a pat on the back and a smile, and offers him a cookie. He's a good boy, just like her Jason.
Patrick Bateman: *So so close to flipping out... standing there stiff as a board with Bubba squeezing him... eye twitching... *
Pennywise: *Alarms Bubba by reciprocating and wrapping his arms around... and around... and around and around and around Bubba until he's basically ensnared by elongated clown arms, cackling.*
Stu Macher: Initiates the hug. Chucks his arms out, like, "C'MERE, BUBBA! GIMMIE THAT SNUGGLE." Look, Stu is over the moon to meet his idols XDD I mean, he'd prefer to get a hug outta Michael or Freddy... but that seems unlikely... so he is getting that cuddle outta Bubba XD
Tiffany Valentine: Just thinking 'What would Martha Stuart do, what would Martha Stuart do, what would Martha Stuart do- '
Based on an au with me and @annabellelee1849 made.
What do you think?
How will the villains of their series do with them teaming up?
What other heroes would join?
What’s their friendship like?
Don’t be afraid to reblog with your thoughts
The Losers Club as Albums 7/7
Mike Hanlon-WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP WHERE DO WE GO(2019)//Billie Eilish
Hills burn in California, my turn to ignore ya, don’t say I didn't warn ya
Bill / Stan / Eddie / Richie / Ben / Beverly
XD
Avril Lavigne-Bite Me
CORPSE-MISA MISA!
Haunted-Laura Les
Melanie Martinez-Fire Drill
Dumb-Nirvana
@s-oulpunk @its-a-goddamn-ass-race @nonbinarycaitlyn
🎶✨ when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)✨🎶
Thanks for tagging me @josephfakingquinn
Kill Bill - SZA
Runner - Tennis
Surf the apocalypse - Beastmilk
Keeping tabs - Cuco
Slither -Djo
Tagging @munsonswhore86 @witchy-munson @lovejosephquinn @zestychili @sushywritez @sweet-villain @vecnuthy @ali-r3n @edsforehead @localdorkblog @ceriseheaven
If forgot to tag you I'm sorry.
And I’m fascinated at how you can still play the victim when all you’ve done to me and my friend @scionofthehellpriest who has ADHD is continue to cry you’re white woman tears at the fact that when people try to tell you that’s harmful and show you actual proof you go “nuh uh now let me suck my daddy unwle cowonizer apowogist dick”
And you did say the opposite right fucking here:
“It's fantasy, fiction, after all.”
Meaning you’re playing dumb to the fact that when called out you do nothing but bitch and change your shit multiple times to make me look like the bad guy when I tell you how this can affect people with these disabilities can feel hurt or made fun of but you know you do and piss on other ND people because you’re nothing but a pick me for neurotypicals. And I gave you fucking examples that obviously ignored but hey you know what if you wanna turn a blind eye to it just now you’re helping the worst things ever go down and be an accomplice to it. Since a Zionist apologist like you will never understand why marginalized groups hate people like you
And you ignoring my points of how fiction can affect reality ok what about propaganda movies? Tv shows? Books? That shit affects reality as we’ve seen MULTIPLE FUCKING TIMES and I should’ve known you we’re probably British or some type of European given the fact you’re a colonizer apologist so why don’t you read a history book as it has better shit in there than your favorite appropriated ableist mythology fanfiction written by a Zionist.
Yeah and guess what? Those interpretations can be fucking harmful not only to people who that series misrepresents multiple times over and over again but also shit like your little fanfiction has done more good than harm to people like me so fuck off and no I won’t let it go til I go Ghostface on R*ordans ass so he’ll never write another book so you can choke on my clit while I do that
Also real life ADHD symptoms were never brought up as I showed you when I first replied to you so you’re definitely downplaying our experiences which makes sense as people like YOU make shit harder for your own community as you’re nothing but a pick me for a neurotypical Zionist
Yeah and it’s people like R*CK R*ORDAN a rich straight cis neurotypical white man who literally has the world catered to him and his books are just a reflection of how out of touch he really is with marginalized groups like me someone who’s autistic, bisexual and a she/they
And no I’m allowed to be as fucking angry as I want at R*ordan while you lick the shit off his shoes cause he told you too and of course responding me doesn’t seem like “a healthy way to cope” does it
And you saying you have critical thinking skills while you ignore the marginalized people he’s hurt cause you’re nothing but a pick me for neurotypicals who if they tell you to eat the shit from their shoes you’ll do it no questions asked as you continue to support an author who’s supporting genocide at this moment and ignore the evidence and my experiences cause it’s too much of an inconvenience to YOU
And also as a little fuck you
I would like to thank the Percy Jackson fandom for the reason that neurodivergent people are infantilized on a daily basis as well as R*ck R*ordans shitty rewrite on ADHD and Dyslexia and making it like superpowers not actual disorders people suffer from on a daily basis while most of the characters act like neurotypicals.
Evelyn, I'm, uh, sorry. I just... You're not terribly important to me.
AMERICAN PSYCHO — Mary Harron (2000)
•At first you think these two hate each other but in reality are the most chaotic of besties
•Help each other when their in the mood to look for victims
•gay/lesbian friends that judge str8 ppl 24/7
•literally the goth/bimbo friendship trope
•double dates with Stu and Needy and just shit talking the other couples while Stu and Needy compete for who’s the best partner
•literally like Jake/Lady Rainicorn
•”Someone will die” “Of fun”
•these two are literally making out every chance they get
•At first hated each other but now they can’t keep their hands off each other
•Herbert is the girlboss Ash is the malewife
•have beef 10000% like ON SITE
•Dean thinks Patricks an insufferable asshole while Patrick thinks Deans a dumbass hick
•the minute Patrick starts opening his mouth to insult Dean (ex white ghetto hood rat) Sam is holding Dean back with all his might
•think of that one Jojo walking meme and it’s literally them
•Will only work with each other if their forced to
•Like Patrick and Dean they see other it’s on site
•Elaine thinks Baby’s nothing but a hoe and Baby thinks Elaine’s an god forsaken pick me
•Elaine’s tried to curse Baby multiple times but it fails. Every. Single. Time
•Forget cat fights when they fight it’s WWE meets BGC
•Baby has stabbed Elaine multiple times but for some reason she can’t die
•Hayley is constantly trolling Kurt on any site
•Reddit, Discord, Twitter doesn’t matter she’s making his bitch ass cry
•Kurt is like Sneako when he reads Hayley’s comments meanwhile Hayley is trolling his live as well
•Kurt can’t handle the fact he’s being bullied by a 12 yr old
•Hayley is laughing behind the screen as his incel bitch ass cries like the bitch he is
Crybaby (extra clutter) + Dollhouse EP
Sidney - Crybaby, Carousel, Tag, you're it, Milk and Cookies, Cake, Bittersweet Tragedy, Dead to Me
Tatum - Alphabet Boy, Mrs. Potato Head,
Randy - Pity Party (Because he lonely)
Stu - Dollhouse, Crybaby, Soap, Pacify Her, Mad Hatter, Play Date
Billy - Sippy Cup, Mad Hatter, Dollhouse
K-12
Sidney - Wheels On The Bus, The Principal, Drama Club, Detention, Recess
Tatum - The Principal, Strawberry Shortcake, Orange Juice, High School Sweethearts, Recess
Randy - Lunchbox Friends (not saying they fake but man he was treated like dirt in the movie 😭😭)
Stu - Detention, High School Sweethearts, Class Fight
Billy - I'm not even sure man-
After School
Sidney - Notebook, Test Me, Brain & Heart
Tatum - Test me, Glued
Randy - Numbers, The Bakery (BC HE GOT FIRED TWICE BUT STILL GOT REHIRED??)
Stu - Brain & Heart, Glued
Billy - Test me
PORTALS (deluxe)
Sidney - Void, Leeches, Tunnel Vision, Battle of the Larynx, Moon Cycle, Evil, Milk of the Siren
Tatum - Death, Light Shower, Nymphology, Moon Cycle
Randy - Spider Web
Stu - Death, Void, Faerie Soirée, The Contortionist, Light Shower, Powder
Billy - Pluto, Faerie Soirée
Some characters have the same songs due to personal headcanons, their personalities, their relationships with others/my headcanon relationships (which is Tatum x Sidney and Billy x Stu!) And what happened in Scream 1996.