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Baby Firefly
I blame @adoredmarigold for this so
So the other night I had a dream that one day certain Horror Icons ended up getting Disney princess powers by getting animals to love them and getting them to the killings for them cause in reality deer and swans look cute but are actually murderous fuckers. Here’s how I think that went
-Billy Loomis finds out due to a raven landing on his shoulder one day and soon discovers that he can just control animals just by singing to them but it’s more Phantom of the Opera than typical Disney songs(Skeet Ulrich singing Christine’s parts in think of me cmon just picture it) and of course nobody’s gonna believe a rabbit killed some douchebag jock with its squirrel friend and they see him with Stu and they try to get them together like picnic dates and making a gothic sun dress for Billy just to see him and Stu together
-Carrie White is of course surprised that bunnies and sheep that come to see her but their great company. Especially the doves that come by her windows to greet her and of course helping Carrie with her dress design and while she’s at prom they make sure to get the jump on Margaret and Chris giving her a good night out
-Jennifer Check has no idea why the bats in her attic are now suddenly friendly towards her but she just thinks it’s her demon powers but also goats that escape the local farm just to see her but Needy finds out and she just thinks it’s adorable and of course the animals trying to get them together especially the swans she somehow managed to befriend
-Patrick Bateman one day waking up to find a four course breakfast meal on the table and coming home to find the dishes washed and put away and his disgust when he finds out it was the mice, pigeons and sewer gators of New York City but figures could have a good use for them. Alligators with their pigeon friends have a good use for rivals of Bateman and they are good help around the house
-Ash Williams is just having an average day to his job to S-Mart til he finds a deer trying to give him a flower when he wakes and a snake picking out his clothes for him to get ready but hey he’s seen weirder. But that doesn’t mean he enjoys it. I mean think like can’t get a moments rest without some rats trying to cook him dinner or a wolf licking him in the face to get up in the morning or raccoon and hares cleaning his house. He’s not sure what the necronomican says about this but he’ll be damned if he lets this continue
-Baby Firefly wakes up one day to an armadillo brushing her hair and vultures bringing her roadkill but whatever she thinks it’s cute no matter what Otis or Spaulding say about it
Yes the other horror icons are making fun of them cause why would they get Disney princess powers when their HORROR icons but even they don’t know how they got these powers
Horror Icons and their relationships with each other
•At first you think these two hate each other but in reality are the most chaotic of besties
•Help each other when their in the mood to look for victims
•gay/lesbian friends that judge str8 ppl 24/7
•literally the goth/bimbo friendship trope
•double dates with Stu and Needy and just shit talking the other couples while Stu and Needy compete for who’s the best partner
•literally like Jake/Lady Rainicorn
•”Someone will die” “Of fun”
•these two are literally making out every chance they get
•At first hated each other but now they can’t keep their hands off each other
•Herbert is the girlboss Ash is the malewife
•have beef 10000% like ON SITE
•Dean thinks Patricks an insufferable asshole while Patrick thinks Deans a dumbass hick
•the minute Patrick starts opening his mouth to insult Dean (ex white ghetto hood rat) Sam is holding Dean back with all his might
•think of that one Jojo walking meme and it’s literally them
•Will only work with each other if their forced to
•Like Patrick and Dean they see other it’s on site
•Elaine thinks Baby’s nothing but a hoe and Baby thinks Elaine’s an god forsaken pick me
•Elaine’s tried to curse Baby multiple times but it fails. Every. Single. Time
•Forget cat fights when they fight it’s WWE meets BGC
•Baby has stabbed Elaine multiple times but for some reason she can’t die
•Hayley is constantly trolling Kurt on any site
•Reddit, Discord, Twitter doesn’t matter she’s making his bitch ass cry
•Kurt is like Sneako when he reads Hayley’s comments meanwhile Hayley is trolling his live as well
•Kurt can’t handle the fact he’s being bullied by a 12 yr old
•Hayley is laughing behind the screen as his incel bitch ass cries like the bitch he is
Horror icons + girly media
Did I slay
Edit:
what the firefly family would have as their computer passwords
time to get funny !
i did say i would post little headcanons, didn't i ? i'm starting off with my dumbest idea, just to satiate you freaks while i think up my next fic
mama
- the name of one of her children + birth year
- the hint is "favorite child"
- see, "amazing world of gumball computer password bit"
otis
- his own full name 💀
- either that or just "password" with a random combination of numbers
- he doesn't remember the numbers and has to change it
- so often that he believes that passwords are supposed to change every time
baby
- something along the lines of a scene kid "gore fan" tumblr username in 2010
- any random family member's full name
tiny
- along with not having a bicycle, he does not own a computer
- uses mama's for exclusively pinterest
rufus
- no password
- has 0 idea how to work a computer
- baby secretly uses it as her spare
spaulding (for good measure)
- baby's full name + birth year
- a funny quote from one of his gag shirts he liked (see: "if i wanted to listen to an asshole, i'd fart")
- that computer is BUSTED as fuck. as in BARELY usable
- "the amount of porn on your fucking computer. is SHOCKING."
someone stomp on them before its too late plz