Sinestro: *has A Blade Against Tomar's Throat*

So I've been reading a lot of shazam fanfiction lately, you know. As you do. And I noticed something.

Every time I read a "billy is batman's son" fic billy always goes along willingly. And it strikes me as off. Like this is a kid who has lived on the streets since he was like 6. He also has magic and in some iterations his civilian identity is friends with people like john constantine. He is also a superhero working with the justice league and he takes his responsibilities to his city very seriously.

What I'm saying is that the second billy realized that bruce planned to make him leave fawcett city billy would run like a Batman out of hell. The kid would just nope on out of there first chance he got.

I wanna see a fic where billy has some agency! Where billy says no! I don't care who you are or how much money you have, I'm not leaving my city! And then sticking too that. Batman would be on a wild chase around fawcett city looking for his son. Billy would be outsmarting batman via magic and street smarts. All the while neither knows the others identity. Can you tell me how GOOD a fic like that would be?

poor tim, he just wanted to show off for once

tim rocking up to family dinner, new boyfriend in tow, thinking that he’s going to be the center of attention that night only for jason to simply be there and therefore steal the spotlight. absolutely horrible how dare he.

chapter two snack mmm

hmm…

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I quite like archon zhongli and his possible dynamic with diluc

(this is my personal timeline about zhongli)

this is an old drawing, i was trying convince a friend that he is like a cat

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this is a time travel au in which diluc tries to stop zhongli from becoming an archon

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care for a dance?

“Hey whose that DC character with the black hair and blue eyes?”

is it bad that I don’t want to write the FINAL instalment rn??? it’s summer break for me and i just-

dont want to

Sigh

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31835872/chapters/78818827

have this (and cringe at my attempt at humor)

(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing

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due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous

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the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????

billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?

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i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid

green arrow: how's life with your dads?

billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?

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when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits

superman: i see you have gotten some...habits

billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???

This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.

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Captain Marvel: (Injured)

Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.

Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k

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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.

Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!

The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶

tribute and basically an appreciation letter to tommy in it :]