Batfam Be Like WE HAVE TO CAREFULLY DECIDE WHO WILL CONTINUE THE BATMAN MANTLE And Flashfam Be Like Everybody

so that sbi stream huh

Prompt 151

“What, is sleep resistance part of your powers too?”

“No, but chugging energy drinks is,” replied Hero, chugging their 23rd can of Monster Energy without breaking eye contact.

Oliver: Here kid, buy yourself a candy bar or something

Billy:

Billy: This is $100, what the fuck kind of candy bar am I supposed to buy with this?

Barry: Wow man, who just gives a 10-year-old 100 bucks?

Bruce, quickly tucking $100 back into his pocket: Yeah, that's ridiculous

It’s inconceivable how many instances there are of Captain Marvel’s kiddish tendencies being used in conjunction with blind obedience towards authority or in making rash split-second decisions when in reality there should be way more moments of him being a rightfully stupid preteen. Billy should get to stop and play with a dog while a villain recites a melodramatic speech in the background and he needs to laugh so hard that he cries over fart jokes. Bringing balance to his mythos by making him fry open watermelons with his thunderbolts.

Sinestro: We have your son.

Hal: I don't have a son.

Sinestro: Then who is this? He's asking me to watch something called JoJo's Bizzare Adventure with him. It looks quite amusing.

Hal: *gasps* tHEY HAVE KYLE!

theres so much potential for this; i could imagine these scenarios happening when billy’s /w the older league members (it’s all vine refs tho)

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billy: *playing with a toy in the watchtower caf*

green arrow: *accidentally knocks the toy off from billy’s hands*

billy: 

billy, looking at GA dead in the eye: ADAM

GA: *confusion*

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*at a JL meeting*

superman: captain marvel, did you even pay attention? 

billy, on auto-pilot: what up, im Jared, i’m 19, and i never fuckin’ learnt how to read

everyone: 👁👄👁

billy: wAIT NO-

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billy to batman and superman: 2 bros, sitting in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

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billy, sparring with wonder woman: i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

wonder woman: *confusion*

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nobody: 

billy, in a high-pitched voice: wHeN WiLl YoU LeARn?! WhEn WilL yOu LeArN THat YoUr AcTiOns HaVe COnSeQuEnCeS?!

i love the idea of all the younger heroes making vine, tiktok, and tumblr meme references and all of the older league members being confused af whereas Billy just be dropping refs right in to everyday conversation like it's nothing making the young heroes lose their minds cuz his comedic timing is impeccable

tiktok trend part 7.5! i am so sorry for this one.

PSA: the audio is a little n//s//f//w and there are spoilers for IDW Lost Light #25

Person A is T-Posing.

Person B is aggressively doing the macarena.

Person C is cycling through some Fortnite dances.

Person D is wearing the exact same clothes and is in the exact same pose as the “You know I had to do it to em” guy.

Meanwhile tired parent/parent friend Person E is suffering as they lie on the ground being surrounded by these idiots.

theyre arguing about cheese 🧀

post mission fighting