The Girls Compiled. Took Quite Some Time To Finish Drawing But Well It Was Worth It

so diluc is 5’10

I can’t get this out of my head now,,,,I’m curious...

-how much thirst traps he’s made and what/who there mostly about

-his following

-the titles of his thirst traps

-there’s probably accounts simping for this dude because of his abs and looks LMAO

-Hal goes grocery shopping one day and a edgy teen and the part time cashier RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY

-person: hey are you [account name]?

hal: *doesn’t know what to do*

-Barry finds out and tells the JL/keeps it to himself but gets caught watching a thirst trap by a JL member

-everyone in the JL finds out soon enough

-it starts off with Bruce criticizing Hal’s thirst traps on his burner phone to unknowingly simping for Hal ig

and yeah

hc:hal jordan uploads thirst traps a lot on his instagram and bruce followed him in his private acc

ches and I actually talked a bit about this here, but yeah 100%. hal (and his abs) becomes a bit of a minor internet celebrity and obviously this is a security risk that needs to be monitored. very closely. by bruce. the fact that bruce's brain melts out of his ears every time hal does anything even slightly attractive is irrelevant.

FINALLY (i tried to get this out as soon as possible) 

clark kent, editing a 100k superman/bruce wayne porn fic: this is for educational purposes. 

the idea of clark editing superman/lois lane fics for people is very funny to me so i made these during history

:)

bro! you are the fucking shit! that's you, you are the shit, holy fuck.

Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Marvel

-Along with that, I’m pretty sure he got into Naruto cosplay (as Shazam) one time because of the Area 51 meme

-There’s a female villain and after Marvel punts her somewhere he’s like “just killed a woman, feeling good” (after that he had to explain the JL the meme)

-Whenever someone does something amazing he always says WAP and no one has the heart to correct him

Marvel, being shot in the gut a few times, bleeding and fading between consciousness and unconsciousness: tis but a scratch

Marvel, when he has to do monitor duty/does something not dangerous: IM GONNA DIE

Shazam/Captain Marvel/Billy Batson has so much comedic potential.

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Captain Marvel, the chosen Champion of the gods, protector of Magic: poggers.

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Captain Marvel: (speaking in Latin to an ancient deity)

Superman: (leaning over) What’s he saying?

Wonderwoman: He’s asking it for its Minecraft username.

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Captain Marvel: (eyes glowing) dwelling on the heroes of old, will only end In suffering and misfortune, glacé to the morrow instead.

The league: …

Captain Marvel: (sips boba)

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

hal trying to sneak into bruce’s room late at night: 😬

bernard, sneaking out of tim’s room at the exact same time: 😬

It’s inconceivable how many instances there are of Captain Marvel’s kiddish tendencies being used in conjunction with blind obedience towards authority or in making rash split-second decisions when in reality there should be way more moments of him being a rightfully stupid preteen. Billy should get to stop and play with a dog while a villain recites a melodramatic speech in the background and he needs to laugh so hard that he cries over fart jokes. Bringing balance to his mythos by making him fry open watermelons with his thunderbolts.

Hal isn’t a DILF but he is canonically both the Hot Uncle and the Cool Uncle and we must acknowledge that more

I appreciate the canon that:

a) Only Klavier Gavin is allowed to bully Apollo Justice, according to Apollo Justice. When Phoenix teases Apollo calling him “Herr Forehead” in the DD Quiz DLC, Apollo gets mad and says only Prosecutor Gavin can call him that.

b) Only Simon Blackquill is allowed to bully Athena Cykes, according to Simon Blackquill. Simon riffs on Athena’s inexperience in 6-4, but the moment Nahyuta does the same, Simon decides it is his life calling to make Nahyuta miserable.