Jason Is Really Trying To Distance Himself As Bruce’s Kid, When His Name Literally Has ‘son’ In

sometimes the dream smp feels like a small fandom. sometimes it feels like a small, little cozy place for just us, the people that like it, and the streamer. sometimes, in the middle of a chill alt stream where alex and karl are talking about how they first met, it feels like our own little nook of the internet.

then i see cody ko get trending on twitter for quackityhq — the reddit and discord’s got talent guy — merely saying his name once, accidentally.

then i see fucking dwane johnson reply to tommyinnit — a kid that still lives with his parents and gained 3 million subscribers in one year — wishing him happy birthday.

then i see matpat & fuckin game theory make a video on wilbur soot — a man that wrote a little hamilton inspired story for him and his friends to have fun with — and talking about his writing in depth.

then i see the rolling stone make an article on the dream smp.

then i see pewdiepie, the biggest youtuber ever, defending karl jacobs — best friend of another one of the biggest and most successful youtubers ever — and saying not to send him hate.

then i see lovejoy, wilbur soot’s band, hit #1 on the uk and #2 on the us itunes charts, the day after their debut.

then i see lil nas x, the fucking horses in the back guy, the same guy that performed at the grammys with worldwide hit boyband bts, join the dream smp and play with ranboo — a kid that isn’t even allowed to order pizza to his house — karl jacobs and corpse husband.

then i see a woman on fucking fox news, on live national television, talk about her pet chicken she named after badboyhalo, a lighthearted minecraft streamer that pranks his friends and doesn’t ever swear.

then i realize, it’s The Dream SMP.

then it hits me.

then it all hits me.

everybody knows what the dream smp is.

everybody knows who these people are.

and any post of yours could end up on an article.

any comment you make could be their next ongoing joke in all their streams.

these people get trending across social media everyday.

these people are fucking celebrities.

and what do they do?

play Minecraft.

Hal, honey, do you wanna talk?

4. He’s also getting questions about his home life and he’d rather let that topic die in a corner

So, the Justice league finds out his secret identity.

Cool he’s fine with that.

What he’s NOT cool with, is the fact…

they treat him worse than their sidekicks. (Ugh)

He’s not allowed on league missions anymore.

He can’t even stop crime anymore. (keep to your own city, is that really hard?)

They don’t even treat him like a hero anymore…

WAIT WAIT WAIT

-the green lantern corps is a lifeguard company/squad

-the star sapphires are workers for an ice cream stand/truck LMAO 

headcanons for batlantern mermaid au?💞

hmmm. I’ve never been super into mermaid aus but I do have some Thoughts about this

Hal is a life guard and one day he spots mermaid Bruce on the shore and saves him from getting killed by some hunters. They don’t really get to talk and Hal barely gets a good look at him.

He doesn’t see him again for awhile but he eventually spots other, smaller mermaids. They seem to be watching him. And he keeps finding random gifts near his house.

One time Hal runs out to save someone getting swept away by the current, and while he saves them he ends up getting pulled under by some waves. He wakes up in a cave somewhere surrounded by mermaids.

According to the one who introduced himself as Dick, Bruce is the one who saved him, but he’s somewhere else brooding. Hal is literally just laying there like :O there’s so many mermaid in the water.

Damian’s like “thank you for saving our father” and Hal jumps because he didn’t even see him he’s so tiny

Bruce comes back and he’s like “WHAT are you guys doing I told you not to go near the human they’re dangerous >:(“

Anyway Hal thinks Bruce is scary but also really fucking pretty and maybe his brain to mount filter isn’t working very well and he just goes “wow you didn’t tell me I got saved by an angel” and of course the kids think this is hilarious. Bruce is unamused.

But also Hal is beautiful and maybe humans aren’t so bad because Hal saved him and hasn’t told anyone about them and he’s making his children laugh.

Okay I’ve had more than a few thoughts about this. Bruce doesn’t trust humans because his parents were killed by some hunters, but he still does his best to rescue mermaids and humans without being seen because he can’t just let anyone die

Bruce didn’t really think through rescuing Hal. He just saw him drowning and made a split second decision. But now this stupid human is flirting with him and apparently his stupid children already like him.

john telling billy to get beer for him from the local liquor (forgetting that billy is a minor in the process) is something that i think he’d do

The pictures I used in Halbarry Fanbook

poor tim, he just wanted to show off for once

tim rocking up to family dinner, new boyfriend in tow, thinking that he’s going to be the center of attention that night only for jason to simply be there and therefore steal the spotlight. absolutely horrible how dare he.

That’s life, baby! 🎆

Masterlist of Comic Knowledge Posts

(To be expanded upon as new posts are made, but for now, here’s a place you can find any big questions I’ve answered or comic info I’ve dug up)

DC Timeline Powerpoint

The Significance of Jason’s Bat Symbol

Damian’s First Canon Interactions With Each Batfam Member

The Brady Bunch

What Instruments Do the Batkids Play?

How Tim Lost His Spleen

When and Why Tim Changed His Color Scheme to Red and Black

Batkids + Major Injuries

The History of Damian’s Skin Tone in Comics

Is Dick White?

Crash Course on Bart Allens’ Death

The Batkids + Swearing

Duke Thomas’ Personality and How to Write It

My Cringey Old Tim Drake + Depression Masterpost

“I Don’t Hit My Kids” Yeah Okay Old Man

If You Were Wondering Whether Dick and Tim Like Pineapple On Pizza, the Answer is Yes

Remember the Time N52 Bart Was a Psychopath

Batkids’ Last Words

Every Panel of the Batkids Referring to Each Other As Siblings That I Could Find

Damian and Selina’s Current Relationship

Tim is a Health Nut

The Aftermath of Bart’s Death

Every Panel of Bruce and Dick Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find

Every Panel of Bruce and Jason Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find

Every Panel of Bruce and Tim Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find

Every Panel of Duke and Cass Being Referred to As Bruce’s Children That I Could Find

Bruce’s “Death” and Battle For the Cowl Explained

Batkid Canon Nicknames

The Confusing History of Ra’s and Talia’s Eye Colors

Jason Suffers From Chronic Pain, Y’all