Au Where Everything Is The Same But They Have Phones

not enough ppl talk about the fact that a Lot of people in-universe think batman is dating bruce wayne

The JL (specifically Bruce) kept sending notifications whenever Billy was at someone’s house and was about to sleep in. Billy got more house invites and with the house invites because the JL wanted him to sleep over at their places badly. And because of this, Billy got more nonsense calls/emergencies/missions. The JL (unintentionally) created a problem for the boy.

I feel like John won by accident because Billy was just tired from all the nonsense notifs that came everytime he was at someone’s house. Once John (unknowing of the rule) invited Billy over to the House of Mystery/his house/or something,  Billy was like “fuck manners, im fucking tired from JL shit” and slept

(or billy knew and he wanted john to win,,, who knows)

Due to the amount of League members who wanted to adopt/foster Billy Batson, A rule was created. Whoever gets Billy to fall asleep and spend the night at their house, gets to keep him.

Bruce thought he won when Billy fell asleep on one of his many couches. However, Dick bursted in saying how ‘he had to see his new baby brother’; prompting Billy to wake up and leave. Afterwards, Bruce would not talk to Dick for 3 days.

Clark came close when Jon and Billy were about to have a sleepover, but urgent JL notification came in. Meaning both Clark and Billy had to leave. Clark still thinks the notification was a set up by Bruce. (It was)

Diana claimed to win, but after some investigation it was found that Billy had spent the night at Themyscira, not Diana’s actual house.

Almost every member of the JL has tried. None has succeed.

I can’t get this out of my head now,,,,I’m curious...

-how much thirst traps he’s made and what/who there mostly about

-his following

-the titles of his thirst traps

-there’s probably accounts simping for this dude because of his abs and looks LMAO

-Hal goes grocery shopping one day and a edgy teen and the part time cashier RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY

-person: hey are you [account name]?

hal: *doesn’t know what to do*

-Barry finds out and tells the JL/keeps it to himself but gets caught watching a thirst trap by a JL member

-everyone in the JL finds out soon enough

-it starts off with Bruce criticizing Hal’s thirst traps on his burner phone to unknowingly simping for Hal ig

and yeah

hc:hal jordan uploads thirst traps a lot on his instagram and bruce followed him in his private acc

ches and I actually talked a bit about this here, but yeah 100%. hal (and his abs) becomes a bit of a minor internet celebrity and obviously this is a security risk that needs to be monitored. very closely. by bruce. the fact that bruce's brain melts out of his ears every time hal does anything even slightly attractive is irrelevant.

HC: wally and jon would be people that would sing annoying songs like “chug jug with you” and “revenge (captainsparklez parody)” and more

chapter 3 you guys (its a bit long)

Damian Wayne: Father, I have decided that we need to make Harleen Quinzel an official member of the Bat Family.

Bruce Wayne: Why?

Damian Wayne: Ever since she ended her toxic relationship with the Joker, I feel like she is turning over a new leaf and becoming a better person.

Bruce Wayne: You met her pet hyenas.

Damian Wayne: I met her pet hyenas.

a shazam and robin book called the 'batsons'. dc where's my paycheck

crack au where hal has to babysit the cosmic parasite that’s obsessed with him, it’s awful and everyone is very tired