Gangster House Husband Material

Remember way back in school’s gonna have to be postponed,,,

OOF

i want to focus on my exams first. after I’m done my first (and only lol) exam, I’ll finish writing and post

Ooh…ever thought what would happen if Bruce came face-to-face with Sinestro (as Hal’s ex)? By the way, I adore your drawings! Jason, Kara, and Deadpool make a sweet trio. I love those cute spats of jealousy Bruce gets whenever Hal starts talking to one of his closer friends like Barry. ❤️❤️❤️

Thank you so much! I love jealous Bruce too!

reblogging this because this is going to be inspiration for a fic

(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing

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due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous

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the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????

billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?

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i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid

green arrow: how's life with your dads?

billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?

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when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits

superman: i see you have gotten some...habits

billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???

This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.

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Captain Marvel: (Injured)

Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.

Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k

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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.

Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!

The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶

My favorite version of tawny tawky is when he’s just a stuffed animal, and then boom! Magical tiger.

chapter two snack mmm

is it bad that I don’t want to write the FINAL instalment rn??? it’s summer break for me and i just-

dont want to

Sigh

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

yo imagine tim never bothers to learn chess more than a basic understanding so whenever ra’s brings out a chessboard to be Dramatically Symbolic of their rivalry tim’s just like :/ can we play clue instead :/

the whole running gag about scott lang as the idiot along for the ride in the wider mcu is a lot funnier when you think about how scott lang canonically has a higher education than most of the avengers.