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Someone said Stephen would make Scott ants instead of butterflies and yknow what? They’re totally right
absolutely obsessed with these tiktok comments
Prompt 172
Person A and Person B are meme trash/ broke college students so what they do for Christmas is give each other a box and recite that whole line from Spongebob where they’re like “I couldn’t afford to get you anything this year so I got you this box”. Their friends cringe in pity.
Person A is T-Posing.
Person B is aggressively doing the macarena.
Person C is cycling through some Fortnite dances.
Person D is wearing the exact same clothes and is in the exact same pose as the “You know I had to do it to em” guy.
Meanwhile tired parent/parent friend Person E is suffering as they lie on the ground being surrounded by these idiots.
*On an off world mission*
Hal: *Winks* Let’s get astronaughty
Bruce: Seriously?
Hal: Honestly, the only reason I became an intergalactic space cop was to say that
Green Lantern: What if we kissed 😳 in your self-driving Batmobile 🤔 haha jk 😎 unless??? 👉👈
Batman: How did you say those emojis out loud?
nuggets ahoy
do you think heroes/villains who wear a mask have to sometimes. repeat themselves because their enemy or whoever else didn't understand them. like imagine being held hostage by idk Black Mask and he's saying something super threatening to you and you have to be like
"...HUH?"
bro please that'd be so embarrassing for them 😭
man, just realized
black mask is technically a personified oreo in the comics because he (mostly, not all the time) wears an oreo-coloured suit. oh my god.
like imagine, one of the in-law batfamily members get kidnapped by him/his goons and the member is like: “ok disfigured oreo” when mask finishes his threat.
Masterlist of Comic Knowledge Posts
(To be expanded upon as new posts are made, but for now, here’s a place you can find any big questions I’ve answered or comic info I’ve dug up)
DC Timeline Powerpoint
The Significance of Jason’s Bat Symbol
Damian’s First Canon Interactions With Each Batfam Member
The Brady Bunch
What Instruments Do the Batkids Play?
How Tim Lost His Spleen
When and Why Tim Changed His Color Scheme to Red and Black
Batkids + Major Injuries
The History of Damian’s Skin Tone in Comics
Is Dick White?
Crash Course on Bart Allens’ Death
The Batkids + Swearing
Duke Thomas’ Personality and How to Write It
My Cringey Old Tim Drake + Depression Masterpost
“I Don’t Hit My Kids” Yeah Okay Old Man
If You Were Wondering Whether Dick and Tim Like Pineapple On Pizza, the Answer is Yes
Remember the Time N52 Bart Was a Psychopath
Batkids’ Last Words
Every Panel of the Batkids Referring to Each Other As Siblings That I Could Find
Damian and Selina’s Current Relationship
Tim is a Health Nut
The Aftermath of Bart’s Death
Every Panel of Bruce and Dick Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find
Every Panel of Bruce and Jason Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find
Every Panel of Bruce and Tim Being Referred to As Father and Son That I Could Find
Every Panel of Duke and Cass Being Referred to As Bruce’s Children That I Could Find
Bruce’s “Death” and Battle For the Cowl Explained
Batkid Canon Nicknames
The Confusing History of Ra’s and Talia’s Eye Colors
Jason Suffers From Chronic Pain, Y’all
Protagonist and Antagonist host a slumber party together and several good/evil/neutral supporting characters are invited.
or:
“give my alimony next friday”
“what alimony??”
“we’re getting divorced”
“WE’RE NOT MARRIED???”
“I’m getting a divorce”
“WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED”
HC: wally and jon would be people that would sing annoying songs like “chug jug with you” and “revenge (captainsparklez parody)” and more
WAIT WAIT WAIT
-the green lantern corps is a lifeguard company/squad
-the star sapphires are workers for an ice cream stand/truck LMAO
headcanons for batlantern mermaid au?💞
hmmm. I’ve never been super into mermaid aus but I do have some Thoughts about this
Hal is a life guard and one day he spots mermaid Bruce on the shore and saves him from getting killed by some hunters. They don’t really get to talk and Hal barely gets a good look at him.
He doesn’t see him again for awhile but he eventually spots other, smaller mermaids. They seem to be watching him. And he keeps finding random gifts near his house.
One time Hal runs out to save someone getting swept away by the current, and while he saves them he ends up getting pulled under by some waves. He wakes up in a cave somewhere surrounded by mermaids.
According to the one who introduced himself as Dick, Bruce is the one who saved him, but he’s somewhere else brooding. Hal is literally just laying there like :O there’s so many mermaid in the water.
Damian’s like “thank you for saving our father” and Hal jumps because he didn’t even see him he’s so tiny
Bruce comes back and he’s like “WHAT are you guys doing I told you not to go near the human they’re dangerous >:(“
Anyway Hal thinks Bruce is scary but also really fucking pretty and maybe his brain to mount filter isn’t working very well and he just goes “wow you didn’t tell me I got saved by an angel” and of course the kids think this is hilarious. Bruce is unamused.
But also Hal is beautiful and maybe humans aren’t so bad because Hal saved him and hasn’t told anyone about them and he’s making his children laugh.
Okay I’ve had more than a few thoughts about this. Bruce doesn’t trust humans because his parents were killed by some hunters, but he still does his best to rescue mermaids and humans without being seen because he can’t just let anyone die
Bruce didn’t really think through rescuing Hal. He just saw him drowning and made a split second decision. But now this stupid human is flirting with him and apparently his stupid children already like him.
batlantern with shapeshifter!hal
Everything is the same except Hal’s a shapeshifter. He can shapeshift into people/change his gender/appearance. He can’t shapeshift into animals yet because he’s still learning (and busy with Lantern stuff).
These scenarios would (most??? not sure) likely happen.
-hal going to a gala uninvited to annoy the shit out of spooky or getting the fancy food.
-hal changing to female!hal for another gala or something, and BRUCE WAYNE COMES UP TO HIM AND FLIRTS WITH HIM. hal immediately runs away once he figures out his secret co-worker is flirting /w him lol
-hal probably changing into oilver one time, and he gets bamboozled by press+people.
Man, Green Lantern and Batman hating each other and Female!Hal and Bruce Wayne borderline flirting+dating (?) each other would make a good identity porn fic.
whats up guys want some crack ;))