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wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

That "Be someone's reason to bloom again, for you" troupe

no thoughts just jack dawkins' stupid flowy sleeves covered in blood

This scene fucking killed me. Jack keeping his fingers on Belle's pulse all night just to make sure she was still alive is such a romantic yet sad little detail. Man probably didn't get an ounce of sleep that night. 😭

me and my girl when we share the same compulsive behavior 😍

#she said stop being a fake fan lmao Rosamund Pike being interviewed for Saltburn (2023)

British actor who was born in September 1960 and plays in a gay period drama in the 80s, many romantic leads in the 90s including a Jane Austen adaptation in 1995, a love interest in Bridget Jones and Love Actually, and later in their career, a gay guy in the 60s whose lover is one of the guys from Brideshead Revisited (2008). Now this could be either Hugh Grant or Colin Firth—

Damn, I’m old

[me, softly] w h a t t h e f r i c k…….

RIP Connor Roy (not dead just gone from our screens) you would have hated Napoleon (2023).

Toni Morrison? Alice Walker? Zora Neale Hurston? Ralph Ellison? James Baldwin? Lorraine Hansbury? Maya Angelou? Octavia Butler? Langston Hughes? Bell Hooks? Many many many many others? Go fuck yourself you lazy, anti-intellectual asshole

Doctor Who thought: What if they reference 10’s last words in the 60th. They reference him saying, “I don’t want to go” in the 50th anniversary so they could easily it again. But, this time he’s content with going since now Donna remembers and he’s not leaving with any regrets. Instead of “I don’t want to go” he gives a final goodbye with “it’s time for me to go” or “I’m ready to go now”!!! This Saturday could kill me.

Oh how I love being a hinged woman fighting daily to not let the screws go loose

i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.

Nicholas Britell wouldn’t even have to command it, I would kneel for that man without a second thought.

And we learn once again that public proposals are the absolute devil and should never take place. Ever.

He said he was a gentleman and he meant it. There was more than one thing he was gonna be following through on in that gazebo…being a gentleman was one of them.

I just don’t think we’ve spoken enough about the fact that Anthony and Kate were both so pent up in that gazebo they were tearing each other’s clothes off and yet Anthony still stopped and went

“Wait, I need a little pillow for my girl. And a blanket for when we’re spooning afterwards.”

ANTHONY?!

the fact that logan put on a cozy sweater to psychologically trap his son and smother him in his arms. female manipulator

I need this man groveling

We’re all in agreement that seeing Penelope for the first time when he returns to London in season 3, is going to take Colin Bridgerton’s breath away, right?

Just checking.

If Mr. Collins can girl boss so can you

The craziest thing about Austen is she fully admits that being officious and shameless works! Mr. Collins got that amazing living from Lady Catherine for free, Lucy got Robert Ferrars and his fortune, it is strongly hinted that Mrs. Clay would have succeeded with Sir Walter if she had stuck with it...

The question that she poses instead is, "Was it worth it and who will you become?"

You cannot pursue wealth and status with your entire soul and come out the other side unscathed.

The show would be peak television if we just got a little bit of George Russell’s bare ass

if The Gilded Age (the show) wanted to be Great, it would stop the bullshit with Meryl Streep's daughter and be about:

a) fucking

b) Nathan Lane's accent

c) that Russell broad going "darling I need 37.3 million 2023 dollars (American) to fund a party at which I will drop an entire chandelier on Mrs. Astor and her associates"

to which her husband invariably hands her a blank check and goes "what my baby wants my baby gets, now send a telegram if you need me, I'm off to kill a union leader in the street"

This was too fucking funny. Aabria, a crown for this joke is available if you want it.

we all talk about elizabeth’s kiss of death but i want to talk about how every ship james ever sails on  ( the dauntless,  the interceptor,  the pearl,  the endeavor )  ends up at the bottom of the ocean with the exception of the dutchman,   which is the ship that he himself dies on

Sorry😔

im sorry i couldnt get this meme out of my head after That Scene

Team: go seduce Rasputin.

Conrad: oh, okay...

Rasputin: no no I don't want the puppy, i want to fuck a tiger. bring me the dilf.

Oxford: how do you want me?

“we’re tired of enemies to lovers, it’s toxic”

correction: YOU are tired of enemies to lovers, that is toxic, and more importantly, I am just getting started!!!

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (1995)

ALAN RICKMANas COLONEL BRANDON |  Give me an occupation, Miss Dashwood, or I shall run mad.

⤷ SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee

the blade is folded steel. that’s gold filigree laid into the handle. if i may — perfectly balanced. the tang is nearly the full width of the blade.

Downton Abbey: don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and someone will die (maybe you)

Game of Thrones: don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and your whole family will die

Outlander: might as well have sex, sure you will get pregnant and plenty of people will die, but the situations will at least be entirely unrelated. have sex in the missionary position. have sex standing up. have sex outdoors in the scottish highlands. have sex on a ship. have sex in a stable. have dangerously acrobatic sex in a window. have sex on top of some pushed-together crates in the hours before the battle of monmouth.