Latest Posts by perritocaliente66 - Page 2
Minho: Last christmas, I asked Santa for the sexiest person alive
Minho: I woke up in a box
Changbin: I'm single... you're single... do you know what that means?
Felix: Yeah
Felix: We ugly
Changbin: It's dark in here
Chan:
Changbin: It's okay, I'm a tough guy. I'm not scared of anything
Chan:
Changbin:
Chan: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Changbin: Oh thank you! I thought I was gonna have to ask
Chan: Can someone explain me why there are 6 dogs in our living room?
Han: They are golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
Hyunjin: How do I ask a boy out?
Minho: Roses are red, violets are blue
Minho: Guess what?
Minho: My bed has room for two
Chan: OH MY GOD NO!
handsome ♡
@GOT7Official: GOT7 <Breath of Love : Last Piece> COMEBACK POSTER
Chan: What are you doing?
Han: [drawing a pentagon on the floor] Yout told me to satanize the house.
Chan: I said SANITIZE
Han: Jeonginnie, I want to give you some advice.
Jeongin: Okay...
Han: If a door ever says 'push' you pull, it's not directions, it's a challenge.
Changbin: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.
Changbin: "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know?
Changbin: Financial security? A stable job?
Chan: A nap would be nice.
Chan: I relate to Belle because she loves to read and loves people for their souls
Hyunjin: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies
[Chan teaching Han and Felix maths]
Chan: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degrees
Felix: How it can be 90 degrees? It's winter
Chan: No, the angle is-
Han: Because global warming
Chan: ...
happy birthday to stray kids’ changbin ♡
Han: [accidentally cuts his finger]
Chan: Quick put some pressure on it
Han: Ok
Han: If you don't get a job, your family will disown you
Seungmin: Everyone has a gay cousin
Han: Bitch, I don't have a gay cousin!
Han: Wait
Han: Oh shit
Han: I am the gay cousin
Seungmin: We are legal adults and you're still giving us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Chan: But you love your dinosaur nuggets
Seungmin: We are grown ass men now
Felix, Han and Hyunjin in the distance playing with their nuggets: RAWR RAWR
someone: spanish is such a sexy language, i’ll do anything for u if you speak spanish 💛💜💛
me: envíame información de tu tarjeta de crédito
Seungmin: I can't wait for my 20th birthday
Chan: ...
Chan: Oh no, when I did get this old
Chan: I'm practically your grandma
Chan: I must settle in my armchair with boiled sweets and dusty photos of times gone by
Seungmin: You're 23
Chan: Don't speak to your grandma this way
Hyunjin: [snezees]
Hyunjin, looking in the mirror: I'd say god bless you, but it look like he already did [winks]
Chan: What the-
Felix: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4.000 degrees for 1 minute
Chan: No, that's not how you make cookies!
Hyunjin: FLOOR IT!
Felix: How about 4.000.000 for one second?
Chan: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE DORM DOWN!
Felix: I'M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Han: DO IT
Chan: NO-
Han: I'm really good at hiding who my crush is
Minho, walking in: Hey, what's up?
Han: I need to gay
Han: I meAN GO-
[At the police station]
Han, acting tough: what are you here for?
Person: I killed eleven people
Han: e-eleven?
Person: What about you?
Han, tearing up: j-jaywalking