Latest Posts by perritocaliente66 - Page 3
Chan: I'm gonna be frank with you.
Hyunjin: Okay, can I still be Hyunjin?
Hyunjin: If you like me, raise your hand.
Minho: What do I do if I don't like you though.
Hyunjin: Then raise your standards bitch wtf.
Chan: Come on Han, we all know Hyunjin got your heart, just say it.
Han: If by heart you mean churro, then yes, he did. And I ain't saying ANYTHING till I get my churro back. A whole pack of churros. Can you hear me, Hyunjin, or should I say churros thief??
Hyunjin: Oh please not again.
savageness is how jinyoung shows his love to his bff, wonpil 🤣
Hyunjin, introducing Changbin: This is my brother, Changbin. He knows we can't afford any bigger clothes, so he just doesn't grow!
Interviewer: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Chan: Finding the will to live.
swear not by the moon
Hyunjin: Hey this party sucks, wanna get out of here?
Changbin: It's my birthday party ?
Han: I feel bad for you, Australians
Chan: Why?
Han: You had to grow up walking on your hands
Chan: ...
Chan: No
Dispatch: [following Hyunjin around]
Boss: Any news?
Dispatch: Yes, he's made someone fall in love with him.
Boss: Omg who?
Dispatch, holding back in tears: Me
Minho: Jisung, please no, I love you
Han: I'm sorry, I have to
Minho: Please, I'm begging you, after all we've been through together?
Han: I'm sorry
Han: *Plays a 4+ card*
Han: Uno
Hyunjin: I wasn't invited to the party
Chan: Yeah people think you're melodramatic
Hyunjin: [slaps Chan with a glove] Then I shall die alone
Minho: Hyunjin sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"
Seungmin: ... how does that even happen?
Cat: [Touches Minho with his small paw]
Minho, tearing up: thank you
(1993.01.16) Happy birthday to SUNGJIN! 🥳
Hyunjin: Can we just have a calm discussion?
Han: Fine
Hyunjin: Okay first of all go to hell
Hyunjin: [hears a bang]
Hyunjin: [picks up Changbin and Han]
Hyunjin: SEUNGMIN GRAB THE SMALL ONE FIRST THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS
Oh my god Brian
JYP: What have you got there Felix?
Felix: Just a Father's day cup for the best dad in the world
JYP: Aww Felix, that's so sweet
Felix: [Looks JYP dead in the eyes and he hands the cup to Chan]
Changbin: Aren't you supposed to be asleep?
Chan: I'm supposed to be a lot of things, but I live to dissapoint
Woojin: [is choking]
Jeongin: I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Felix: Just flip the phone upside down and use the 6 button!
Woojin, stops choking for a second: What the fuck
Interviewer: Okay, let's be real. Is any of you straight? At least one?
Stray kids: ...
Woojin: [slowly raises his hand]
Chan: [slowly lowers Woojin's hand]
Minho: I got the birthday cake!
Chan: It says 'happy 23rd birthday Francis
Minho: Fuck... he is gonna be 19, isn't he?
Chan: His name is Felix
Jeongin: [picks up a tiny bag] LOOK!
Minho: And what am I gonna fit in there? My will to live?
Jeongin:
Jeongin: or a really really tiny dog!
Hyunjin: We can just put Changbin in there
Changbin: [offended noises]
Hyunjin: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is killing it on the dance floor!
Hyunjin: Just kidding, I've killed a man once
Minho: [ puts up 'have you seen my cats' posters across town]
Chan: Oh no, you lost soonie, doongie and Dori?
Minho: What?!, no, I just think that everyone should see them. They're awesome!
Chan: ...
Han: See this guns?
Han: Wii sports resort