Chan: What are you drinking?
Minho: Vodka
Chan: What the hell?! Straight?
Minho: No, gay
Chan: NOT YOU THE VODKA
Han at 3 am: Hey, are you awake?
Seungmin: No
Han: Oh, okay, I won't bother you then
Han, 42 minutes later: wAIT A MINUTE
Felix, wearing a cowboy hat: [ walks up to Chan ]
Chan:
Chan: What are you wearing
Felix: Yeehaw partner
Chan: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Jeongin: general mathematics
Yugyeom: don't you think that this is crazy?
Bambam: what?
Yugyeom: my heart is beating so loudly right now
Bambam: *blushes* why?
Yugyeom: There's a cockroach near your feet
Bambam: *jumps to mid-air*
Baby: *crying*
Chan: [picks up baby] it's okay...you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you're older
Han:
Han: Dude are you okay?
[sirens in the distance]
Youngjae , who has done nothing wrong ever: they found me
Your behavior is so...ugh!!
An angry Hyunjin