The Plushie Is A Type Of Creature You Can Cuddle. Its Habitat Is The Bedroom And They Have A Large Social

me n who (I can be both)

omg wait I never posted sentient sapphic sword here????

it's a sentient cursed sword that changes shape to suit the wielders fighting style n stuff, my idea was to make it like, a game with branching paths based on who you choose and what stats you invest in resulting in different forms for the sword and bla bla

gay sword :)

in her DMs giving away my weaknesses with reckless abandon

the last pope was called the now progressive pope ever and he called us nukes and said the church was too full of faggots, it is so surreal watching people grade the Catholic church of all fucking things on a curve. It is literally one of the most longstanding evil organizations in the entire world. what are any of you doing.

reblog to bap prev with your paw

Lipstick marks have nothing on hickies. Like, one is the residue of a "beauty product" sold to women as part of a patriarchal demand that they conform to impossible standards of beauty, and the other is something you did yourself, a labor, a work of art in the medium of your own lips and lungs and teeth on your lovers skin.

Cats getting caught doing crimes

"system shock" yea we got a shock when we realised we were a system that's normal I think

Potatoes I guess? Wild

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀