it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store
plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺
Catgirl-cafe where people come to pet us <3
“you just want all the female characters you like to be lesbians” yes?
saw this on tiktok and knew u freaks would love it
When I was in eleventh grade my hs biology teacher talked about wolves and started explaining how the internal social hierarchy in wolf packs is based on strength and how they are lead by alpha wolves. I raised my hand and told her that was bullshit and when she didn't believe me I started quoting the national environmental protection org website to her, at which point she stopped argueing. After this incident my grades in the class were never as good as before.
when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe
Giving my knights trophies whenever they make me happy (lipstick marks on their faces, neck hickies, collar bone hickies, thigh hickies, light breathy whispers in their ears, etc)
girl who constantly feels like they're in trouble and did something wrong