I Think There's An Unknown Number Of People In The Worm Fandom Who Either A. Haven't Read Worm Or B.

if u get this, answer w/ three random facts about urself and send it to the last seven blogs in ur notifs. anon or not, doesn't matter, let's get to know the person behind the blog

no obligation obviously!! 😺

hmmm, three random facts about myself...

I've made several paintings for people as gifts in the past, its something I enjoy even though I don't think I'm very good at it.

I used to go jumping off a bridge into a waterway in my town, but its like a major waterway and riptides have killed people there in the past, so yikes.

I'm listed as a published author on a research study in a major scientific journal.

Really, I think I'm quite boring, it even says so in my blog description

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

String Theory tried to blow up the moon for fun and Bakuda triggered from a bad grade and a bruised ego, and then tried to blow up a school. I... don't know what else there is to say.

I need to do another dumb poll.

I had fun with those.

Um...

How about...

It's 420am I should probably just sleep...

Now I would like to note:

This isn't which ship you like the most. This is which would have the messiest divorce. The sort the whole cape community is talking about.

Everyone's going "did you hear what happened down in ___"

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

I AM SOBBING

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder Frank's attempt at reviewing Worm created quite possibly the wrongest descriptions of Worm ever written (outside of Worm fanfiction, obviously).

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

Okay no wonder I feel tired af, I wrote 60,000~ words in two weeks. What is wrong with me

Victoria dallon age 17 would have a blue lives matter sticker and say”I’m kinda police-ish and i like to think people are important” when asked and be 100% genuine in that answer carol would have to explain the politics of it for marketing reasons

It ends in her staring at a wall for an hour like a lovecraft protagonist

"Revenge bedtime procrastination" is the funniest name for a phenomenon ever but yeah I should probably stop forcing myself to stay awake longer for no reason.