String Theory tried to blow up the moon for fun and Bakuda triggered from a bad grade and a bruised ego, and then tried to blow up a school. I... don't know what else there is to say.
I need to do another dumb poll.
I had fun with those.
Um...
How about...
It's 420am I should probably just sleep...
Now I would like to note:
This isn't which ship you like the most. This is which would have the messiest divorce. The sort the whole cape community is talking about.
Everyone's going "did you hear what happened down in ___"