I Went Home Early Today Cuz I Felt Icky An I Got To Sleep An Now Im Spendin Time With Dada!!!

Kinda nonhuman because mental illness, kinda nonhuman because not being properly socialized as a kid, kinda nonhuman because queer, kinda nonhuman because angry at humanity, kinda nonhuman because longing for the unconditional love of a pet and it’s master, and kinda nonhuman because secret sixth thing.

showered n clean but so freeking eepy,,,

i am but a dog, a puppy even. why must i be burdened with the mundane drudgery such as... making food, and... gosh, tookers brushing...

I am big scary wolf

i'm gonna tear off your arms and eat your organs and-

oh

hold on

yes

pet me

petpetpetpet

auhgjejekjd hehehe

"use your words" umm i dont think i will im literally ouppy. wufwuf

i wanna be talked to like most people talk to dogs and be puppy.

“oh my gosh, hi! hi doggy! what’s your name? it’s nice to meet you!”

“oh, you wanna go outside? yeah? yeah? (bends down, patting legs) let’s go outside, come on!”

“ay, stop digging in the garden, you’ll mess up the carrots! silly boy, get outta there!”

“who’s a good boy? you? are you a good boy? yeah, you are!”

“my pretty, pretty pup! what a cute puppy you are, my cute puppy! (head pats)”

“gimme that pen over there, please. wow, what a smart pup, thank you very much!”

weird how i always be a little around nighttime

things little me want >__< ⼺ pic not mine!

𐔌ㅤ SFW INTERACTIONS ONLY

adrianne lenker + puppy regression!! :]

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