The Stranglehold This Image Has On My Brain. Every Time Someone Mentions That They're Going To The Bathroom

i have to offer

incoherent muttering, false prophecies n' blasphemy …

also .

am i formatting this right?

i feel like i’m doing this wrong somehow :(

welp! :D

in case anyone was forgetting what the church was all about

ngl.

if i shat myself in the middle of the cricket pitch during a sport’s carnival where my friends, family, my enemies and the fucking headmaster was in attendance—

that’s my last straw.

you won’t see me come to school tomorrow.

i don’t care if everyone else on the team had the shits too, i refuse to be associated with that clownery.

either the headmaster transfers me to purple house or we’re throwing hands.

no one will know which one it is.

Me n the mutuals on our way to reblog the same fucking post over and over again

bro i’m so FUCKING eepy.

like aggressively eepy.

it’s insanity at this point to even attempt to function.

There is a frog in my medicine jar, what do I do

hm. maybe free it and worship it for good luck

ooh, and collect some of its slime,

you can use it to hex homophobes <3

If you were to sit me down and tell me about a show where there are two characters, one embodies science, the other politics, and they are ideologically opposed, but both their ideologies have been shaped and defined by their upbringing and then you proceed to tell me that the politician wants to militarise the scientist's work but eventually tries to protect it from being militarised going against their own family to do so, then you tell me that they both end up being revealed as/turned into mages, one artificial and one natural and they have matching beauty marks on their faces and the artificial one in an attempt to unify and equalise the world that is riddled with poverty and segregation btw tries to turn everybody into magical robots that have the other mage's colour scheme...

I would say... okay and when do they kiss??

And then you break it to me that they don't even have a one on one conversation ever.

I would combust into flames.

reminders for new black butler fans

I am terrified that new fans are gonna come in (especially from twitter...shudders) and start screaming the same thing's we've been hearing since forever, so let me reiterate some things for you guys

there is nothing we can do about the seb*ciel fans. we hate them. any normal black butler fan hates seb*ciel. block the tag

most of the anime is NOT CANON. I think only e1-6 and 13-15 are canon to the manga, and even the ending of episode 15 was changed. season 2 is not canon. the OVA's are not canon. what is canon is book of circus, book of the atlantic, book of murder and the public school arc.

do not be weird about any of the characters in the public school arc oh my god those are minors (apparently the p4 are over 18, but like. still.)

do not say that you "want maurice cole to die" or "wish he had alois' trauma" that is fucking weird. I understand that maurice is not a well-liked character but that is not an excuse to say you want a CHILD to suffer

the public school arc is not a glorified version of harry potter. knock it off.

for the love of GOD do not give gregory the virgil sanders treatment i am begging on my hands and knees he is just shy and artistic not your little storm cloud

black butler is a very dark and triggering story. there are a lot of triggering themes within the manga (moreso the anime I have to be honest). if these themes upset you, then it may not be for you. that is okay. you're allowed to not like it and not interact with it. however, this doesn't mean that you should start screaming and yelling that other people shouldn't watch it either (this is more of a twitter issue but I digress)

okay now for some general reminders

if someone ships something you don't like (NOT talking about proship shit, thats nasty), i.e. sebastian x william or whatever. who cares. if you don't like it, then don't interact with it. simple as that!

this does not go for people who ship minors and adults you guys are fucking freaks

you don't have to like someone else's au. again, don't like, don't interact. it's easy

grell is a transwoman. this is not up for debate and is canon. yes, he/him pronouns are used for her in the anime and manga. NONE OF US LIKE THIS.

what sexuality / gender / race someone headcanons another character as is none of your business unless they're falling into harmful stereotypes

sascha's gender is not canon. most people use they/them for them (me included), but some use he or she. since they are not canonly nonbinary, this isn't an issue. however, please respect if someone uses they/them exclusively on them!

william is NOT abusive OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP SAYING HE IS. in the anime he is like, super brutal on grell for some reason? he only ever "hits" grell once in the manga (after her stunt as jack the ripper") and then jabs her twice with his scythe in the manga. he has never struck her. so stop. please. I love him so.

you don't have to accept the fanon (or canon really lol, that's why au's exist), there is no obligation

if someone says that bb is their special interest or hyperfixation your first instinct should not be to shit on them for it

DO NOT HARASS THE ENGLISH VOICE ACTORS, PLEASE PLEASE

don't harass the play actors either now that I'm here

like and reblog art, leave comments and kudos on fanfics

be normal for the love of god

okay that's it! byeeeee