ngl.
if i shat myself in the middle of the cricket pitch during a sport’s carnival where my friends, family, my enemies and the fucking headmaster was in attendance—
that’s my last straw.
you won’t see me come to school tomorrow.
i don’t care if everyone else on the team had the shits too, i refuse to be associated with that clownery.
either the headmaster transfers me to purple house or we’re throwing hands.
|June, 1889. Colorized photo of 'The Shittening'. Taking place at Weston College cricket field.