Pistachio69 - HOLY_COW

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

my mate ( boyfriend ) has been off on a hunt ( studying ) and he hasn’t responded to my howls ( my texts ) for 2 moons ( 7 minutes ago )

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

schizophrenic man pulled out his all of own teeth

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

20 year olds on here will wake up & Immediately log onto their Paraphile Radqueer Transid Eating disorder Self harm vent blog like Did you even try to have a good day