Pistachio69 - HOLY_COW

can someone kick me in the head to the tune of this song I’m listening2

shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

I want my man like this :3

Forgive me father, I know my body is a temple and I've made such a mess of it, but perhaps if we fully demolish it we can build something better, something maybe even worth love.

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

how it feels knowing that life has not forgotten you, that it holds you in its hand and will not let you fall