Pistachio69 - HOLY_COW

my mate ( boyfriend ) has been off on a hunt ( studying ) and he hasn’t responded to my howls ( my texts ) for 2 moons ( 7 minutes ago )

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

To the men who voted for Donald Trump today:

When your girlfriend gets pregnant, and you’re not ready to become a father, and you’re forced into a position that cripples you emotionally, financially and irreversibly, remember: you did this.

When your sister’s pregnancy turns out to be ectopic, and she can’t get the life-saving medical care she needs and dies a completely pointless, preventable death, remember: you did this.

When your 12-year-old daughter is raped by her soccer coach — after he’s legally allowed to strip off her pants and peep at her genitals, because the existence of trans kids terrifies you — and she steals your shotgun and kills herself in your garage, remember, first and foremost: you did this.

Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die because of the decision you made today.

You did that.

i can’t stop thinking about cuffing my boy to my headboard while i explain how i’d cut him open. i want to watch him tremble while i run my knife down his torso, telling him the lengths i’d go to get to his heart. he deserves to know exactly what i mean when i say i want to rearrange his guts :3

[i block minors and ageless]

Therians be like

say my name in the mirror three times and i'll show up and pass you a blunt

shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.