Pistachio69 - HOLY_COW

Okay this Bible quote goes hard can’t even lie

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

“my trauma made me funny” and the trauma in question is their upper middle class parents getting an amicable divorce. and they’re not funny

i am the patron saint of insects

skinned my knee skateboarding

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

i think having a hole drilled in my skull would feel real good for at least 10 seconds

cum being one of the main ingredients in creating a new human is so funny and undignified. really explains a lot about us

i can’t stop thinking about cuffing my boy to my headboard while i explain how i’d cut him open. i want to watch him tremble while i run my knife down his torso, telling him the lengths i’d go to get to his heart. he deserves to know exactly what i mean when i say i want to rearrange his guts :3

[i block minors and ageless]