Isa: Good morning
Jake: It would be, if it was morning
Isa: Shut up
The war has entered its ninth month and everything is getting worse 💔
Please help me get my family out of there and protect them from war and bombing🙏🙏
Jake: Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.
Isa: What are amphetamines?
Jake: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Isa: Ohhhh.
Jake: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Isa: Yes. Absolutely.
Jake: When?
Isa: When you're right.
THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH FOR PALESTINIANS IN GAZA
Making an urgent new post for Feras because I found out they can't get funds out of GFM fast enough to address their needs for water so please donate to their campaign via
Feras is a good friend of my friend's Abby, Olivia, and their mom Hope.
They're trying to raise funds to get a water filtration device/system for their community. The community is dangerously/near-LETHALLY low on water. Please send even the minimum amount donation. It adds up and it's so urgent.
the thick, grey mist concealed the sun’s golden rays. a ray of light managed to creep through the curtains. she burrowed herself into her blankets. she could still remember that day.
fuck! i’m in love…again!
Isa: I'm bringing sexy back!
Jake: You’re the reason sexy left!
Isa: Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
Isa: Can I ask a dumb question?
Jake: Better than anyone I know.