Isa: [to Jake] If At First You Don't Succeed, Then Maybe You Should Do It The Way I Told You To In The

Isa: Jake, do you think I gained weight?

Jake: No, I think the living room got smaller.

Isa: Where are we going?

Jake: My place. You can sleep on the couch.

Isa: I don’t want to sleep on the couch!

Jake: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.

Jake: Do you even know what mitosis is?

Isa: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Did you know that majority of Americans fear public speaking more than death? Crazy huh lol

I’m a part of the majority then. 😊 (seriously public speaking feels like a nightmare)

Isa: Kai told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

Jake: This room hasn’t been sprayed, are you sure you can sleep here tonight?

Isa: For the last time, yes! I’m not a little kid jeez.

Jake: oKay then, goodnight!

- Later during the night

Isa rushing into Jake’s room and landing on him: JAKE!!!! There’s a spider!

Jake, startled: What the fuck Isa?

Isa: *buries her head into Jake’s chest*

Jake: *sighs* Told you you couldn’t sleep in there.

Isa: You are …flower.

Jake: Explain.

Isa: Makes me happy.

you can taste the fucking irony

Palestine will be free in our lifetime 🇵🇸🍉🕊️ Don't look away, and let's keep supporting Palestine in any way we can.

Isa: I get my cereal from a tiger, insurance from a gecko, toilet paper from a bear, financial advice from a gorilla. It's people I don't trust.