Palestine Will Be Free In Our Lifetime 🇵🇸🍉🕊️ Don't Look Away, And Let's Keep Supporting

Isa: That's it! Jake: What's it? Isa:I'm leaving! Goodbye! Jake:Bye! Jake:I said I'm leaving! You don't care about me? Jake:Oh I do, just not today.

Court: about to have Isa hanged over attempted murder.

Jake, bursting into jail: You don’t have all the facts!

The judge: Which are?

Jake: I love her.

A young man who wrote on the wall of his house, which remained standing, for the occasion of Eid al-Adha, "Eid Mubarak to you all," said: My family is still under the rubble of the house, and this is the first Eid without them. I wanted to write next to their spirits and tell them that their Eid in paradise is more beautiful.

Isa: My love for you is like dirty socks.

Jake: You know what, I’m tired of these weird-.

Isa: It’s worth washing.

Jake: *tearing up* Okay.

Isa: Can I ask a dumb question?

Jake: Better than anyone I know.

Jake: send a letter to algebra.

Isa: why?!

Jake: please..

Isa: ugh

Isa: dear algebra, stop telling everybody to find your x. She’s not coming back. And don’t ask me y.

Jake: you tried.

I have just realized that Isa and Jake are the highlight of my life. I’m writing a book about them and now I can’t stop laughing.

Isa: How do you manage to stay positive?

Jake: Delusions!

Isa: Jake... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Jake: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Isa:

Isa: I wrote sanitize, Jake.

dear reader, what is shitpost you may ask?

Well, let me put it straight for you. you see, shitpost is when you shit multiple posts at once, either people like it or they don’t. so basically, if you want the real definition of shitpost, don’t come to me. (im a genz and people think im a millennial lol)