Isa: Do You Take Constructive Criticism?

Isa: Can we have pancakes for dinner?

Jake: What, why?

Isa: Because I don’t want steak.

Jake: Just because you don’t want steak doesn’t mean that—.

Isa: *makes a sad face*

Jake: Never mind, have your stupid pancakes.

Jake: Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

Jake: You are the result of 4 billion years of evolution. So act like it.

i refuse to believe there are people born after 2010.

Isa: Why do people say "tuna fish" when they don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"?

Jake: I’ll take you to the moon and back. A trip across the stars. A universe to explore.

Isa: Could you get me an orange from the market?

Jake: Anything but that.

Jake: The first time I ever got upset in front of Isa, she put her arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask her if she was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.

Isa: I was doing both, for your information.

Kai: The first time Isa hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.

Jake: Anxiety? What could be giving you anxiety? Isa: Um, let's see. Every aspect of my life?

Isa: Don’t you just love it when people interrupt you?

Isa, checking off a list of the people she’s stabbed: Another one for the taking.