Sam and Frodo: We were gay and in love and we wrote it down in this book drawing explicit parallels between our relationship and the epic romance of Beren and Lúthien
Middle Earth historians that transcribed/translated the Red Book of Westmarch: They were such good friends :) Best friends :) Just bros being bros :)
Look at him go
it's always drag queens this, controversial books that. But never "aragorn opening the doors and walking into the room after everyone thought he was dead" or "eowyn ripping her helmet off and saying 'i am no man' before killing the witch king" which i can assure you made more people gay than any drag queen reading a book
the beauty of in-laws <3333
aaand bonus silly fili and kili
Yall talk about Johnny having adhd but what about Price?
rocky rocky rocky rocky rocky rocky rocky
fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that dwarf king and his burglar hobbit had going on
Ok, here me out. So we all agree Elrond had a thing for Durin right? So imagine how awkward it must've been meeting Thorin
E- Welcome Thorin, Son of Thror, Son of Durin
E-*flashbacks*
Love how dwarf’s are more or less not like great with other races (especially elves) and then the 3 most popular dwarfs are all shipped with non-dwarfs
haha knives am i right? age: can join the military, cant legally drink
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