Yall Talk About Johnny Having Adhd But What About Price?

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

Sam and Frodo: We were gay and in love and we wrote it down in this book drawing explicit parallels between our relationship and the epic romance of Beren and Lúthien

Middle Earth historians that transcribed/translated the Red Book of Westmarch: They were such good friends :) Best friends :) Just bros being bros :)

wow I’ve been watching all of the cod ask blogs spring up almost overnight in the past week and I am LOVING this

like I’ve seen gaz, soap (x3), ghost, price, keegan, roach, nik, konig, laswell, graves, and a lot of ocs interacting too

I think this is like the fandom equivalent of a spiritual revival

Aragorn really is *the* man or all time huh?

I did not need to be reminded of this*

Rewatched LOTR for the millionth time and took even more psychic damage than usual, have a scene repaint of Faramir suffering

When the aliens realize the human urge to pack-bond is stronger than the predator instinct they are extremely relieved.  They also start stocking their ships with anything remotely pack-bondable to entice humans to protect said ship.  This includes anything from actual pets, like cats, to inanimate objects like one ship that has a whole army of roombas following the human around.

There was a man who always did cheat

In this he had everyone beat.

He cheated at poker,

And was always a joker;

The man who had mastered deceit.

Ahem ahem ahem. Me to @ghostslollipop

<3

Juuuuuust in case you haven't heard it enough, I myself am very grateful for literally everything you write. I'm very grateful for every author on this app for the work they post—because they truly do this for free and for fun. ty and goodnight 💋

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

More Dwobbit Frodo! This time it’s baby Frodo with his adad! I was given on discord the idea dwarves wearing baby wraps to carry their babies with them and I loved it so much I just knew I had to draw Thorin carrying Frodo in one. In the first one Frodos maybe 1 years old? His crazy amount of hair is explained by his dwarven genes lmfaoo. In the second one he’s maybe a few months old. Anyway- I love the trope of a tough guy with a small babe, that’s literally them.

MDNI 18+

dbf! simon riley is the type of guy to shove your panties up in your mouth when fucking you

౨ৎ⠀ׄ⠀. ━ in which dbf! simon couldn’t handle having his cover blown of fucking his best friends daughter in her childhood bedroom

cw: vaginal sex, unprotected sex, age gap (legal), daddy kink

your knees pressed against your chest as simon’s cock plunged deep into your gummy walls, his tip pressing against your cervix as you cried.

it felt like a sin, simon fucking his best friends daughter in her childhood bedroom, your stuffies turned away from the lewd act as simon slammed back into you, your cunt wrapped around him snuggly as if it tried to remember every vein.

“gotta be careful luvie, yer soundin’ quite awfully loud, wanna get caught?”

it’s been so long since simon as felt something as nice and tight as your cunt, since being in the military the only thing available was his fist, and god he wanted to be in you forever.

he couldn’t help it, he was a man with needs and being under the same roof as his best friends daughter who happened to be just the prettiest sight he’s seen in his life was a recipe for disaster.

“gotta keep yer pretty mouth shut alright? jus’ open nice and wide for daddy yeah?”

his hand roughly prying your mouth open as he shoved your pink lace panties in your mouth, his index and middle fingers pushing it further back as you gagged slightly.

simon couldn’t risk getting caught, not when he was current balls deep into your cunt.

gently, his thumb wiped the drool that dribbled down your chin, pressing a soft kiss on your cheek.

“be a big girl for me and be quiet alright?“

simon adored just how dumb you got on his cock, your pretty eyes rolling back as your legs were wrapped around his waist, pulling him even closer as if you couldn’t get enough.

you were young and naive, staring at him hazy eyed whenever you saw him. god, he wanted to corrupt you, to have you locked inside his house and to fuck you on every surface, every room.

“these pretty panties deserved to receive more attention than being discarded don’ yer think? they serve the purpose of stuffing yer mouth quite well.”

your moans were muffled by the material, your cries barely coming out as you gagged and hiccuped, a withering mess under him as simon continued to abuse your cunt, a pretty glossy white ring forming in the base of his cock.

“makin’ quite the mess, think yer can clean it up with your mouth after luvie? giving yer old man sum love.”

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