Oh Hey Tboy- *leans On Giant Lifetime Supply Of Testosterone* -Oh, This Old Thing? Ha, Yeah Its Just

wanna pound a puppy with a squeaky toy in their mouth

hearing the little "squeak squeak squeak" in time with my thrusts and the "uh uh uh"

the drool running out of the corners of their mouth

this would fix me i think

happy early valentine’s day! i may or may not have rubbed myself until i’m quietly whimpering and pleading and swirling my hips while also overstimming myself with a vibe, all while i think about your posts! uhhhhhhhh i mean here’s a treat for your vday box 🍬 i’m gonna drop this in there and run

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happy early valentines day my lovely lotus!!!! <3

m gonna eat this wonderful treat while i read this message and oh! theres a wet patch on my boxers .I MEAN. thank you for the wonderful….gift…..

ugh you mustve sounded so hot:( and to myyyy posts?? now i have to go take care of my uhm… issue! (totally not while thinking about this ask)

damn this joint is starting to taste like you should grab my wrists and pin me to the closest surface and feel me up and tell me all the fucked up things you wanna do to me ahahahahaha

hello .partner who treats getting me off like some kind of science experiment. just blankly staring down at me become a mess while they lay down next to me,..

just noting my different reactions , just seeing what makes me tick. their eyes full of intrigue, just staring at my face while they look for different reactions .'oh? you like when i move my hand like that quite a lot, dont you?' 'you came pretty fast compared to last time.' 'you're getting quite loud..' just testing out different speeds, positions, places where they touch me ..

then when im completely spent they just press a kiss to my forehead, go back to cuddling or whatever they were doing. HELLO😵‍💫😵‍💫

I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

do you want to play in love with me. it involves being in love. and making out for fifteen hours straight. and keeping me as a pet

is it that dog in me that makes me wanna fall asleep face down, tongue out, and ass up (with possibly waking up to someone holding my hips from behind) or something undiagnosed

the fact that i woke up from a nap and not only did everyone miss the opportunity to let me wake up already filled with my boxers pulled down, but i instead woke up all sweaty and hot and delirious!!!! (sadly not in a good way!) no fair :’(

Puppy being tricked into topping??? Owner who coos at them and tells them to stop whining while making their puppy fuck them for once

“Shhh shhh no sweet boy you’re not topping don’t worry, it’s just like when you hump your pillow that’s all. Come on be a good doggy, move your hips for me.”

Pathetic dog that tears up but keeps humping because they wanna be good for their owner

“Fuck, there ya go. Good pup, good doggy.”

not to be That Guy but if someone showed me their dick and compared it mine and theirs was sooo much bigger and they started rubbing our cocks together i think i'd faint from how incredibly horny that would make me 🥴