Not To Be That Guy But If Someone Showed Me Their Dick And Compared It Mine And Theirs Was Sooo Much

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

hnnn okay hi more thoughts on being someones desk pet :(

but the thought of just feeling their hand idly on the back of my head, keeping me in place and my tongue pressed flat under their dick. their other hand working away, writing and getting their work done. when an especially hard task or question comes up they furrow their brows, their hand on my head gripping me a lil bit tighter before shoving my head further against them.

it helps them think. nd they especially love when i get caught off guard and let out a muffled ‘mmnph!’ nd when im not having my head shoved down, my heads just leaning up against their inner thigh, so blissful about being underneath them. just love bein around you, love bein so helpful for you :(

sometimes I like dressing fem but not in a "I want to be perceived as a woman" way, rather a "I want someone to pull my hair while calling me a faggot before bending me over the nearest surface and railing me until I'm beyond words that aren't please oh god or more" way

this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.

can scientists give me an estimate of when we can get pregnant by straps ? and can it be [checks hypothetical wrist watch] done by tomorrow?

ok.. thank you

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

wish i was a fictional character … so everyone could give me sexual headcanons and write imagines abt me and id have to agree bc theyd all be true (im just too lazy to write my own posts at the moment)

i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with

sometimes all you need is a guy to lay on top of you and stay there while you talk about random things

getting perceived is nice, but only in the way i want you to . which would be a fawn with wobbly legs or a lamb that goes stiff and falls over when scared