lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry
im sorry i started humping your leg while we made out
it will happen again
Oh hey tboy- *leans on giant lifetime supply of testosterone* -Oh, this old thing? Ha, yeah its just going to my future husband... whoever that is... *sighs and leans on the lifetime supply of T wistfully*
medplay but you have to give me a lollipop* and stickers afterwards
*lollipop has to be cotton candy or rootbeer flavored
Chubby little lamb sitting all pretty and innocent. Just waiting to be led away from the herd and sullied for good. Their pretty little pelt dirtied and permanently stained as a reminder of all the gross things they’ve done. A permit brand for being too pretty for their own good.
I always have had a thing for sheep-- They're cute prey in general, but recently, it's gotten a little hand. Since coming over here, my desire to just fucking rail and devour cute little lamb things has been through the roof. Certain people (you know who you are) have got me RAVENOUS
I just wanna sink my claws into a cute little sheep and drag them away, bleating and squirming before pinning them and silencing them with a low growl and the sensation of my knot pressed up against their tailhole-- among other things
getting perceived is nice, but only in the way i want you to . which would be a fawn with wobbly legs or a lamb that goes stiff and falls over when scared
be careful. "can i infodump to you? :3" is the gateway drug to us kissing sloppy with tongue and me touching you all over until you're stumbling over your marine animal facts
feeling very dysphoric today so the only way to cope is to sexualize it. but i want someone to roughhouse with me, shove my head to the ground. we’re both sweaty, out of breath. im squirming under them and they pin me down with one more shove to my head.
“whats this about you feeling like youre a girl? huh?” they lean in and im just stammering, mumbling about how i dont know, i just feel that way.
they grunt and pull back, only just to sit on top of me to shove my pants down to my thighs. they grab me and immediately start jacking me off.
“could i do this if you were a girl? hm? tell me.” id shake my head, whining and trying to shove their hand away. but theyd just smack my hand away, their free hand shoving my head down again.
“im going to show you how good of a man you make. then im never gonna hear anymore of this ‘im a girl’ bullshit again, you hear me?”
i have a horrible disease that can only be cured with attention and pets and scritches