Plushitoys - Personal Chewtoy

Doctor said I need 100ccs dryhumping or I'll die if you even Care

you ever thought to yourself "this better not awaken anything in me" and then it did. like immediately.

Who tf is baja blast…???

Reblog If you Want Gross Kinky Asks And Confessions In Your Inbox

I just played 'It Is As If You Were Making Love'.

Holy shit it's so hot I can't function properly.

going into heat and my owner just puts a dumb dog cone on me so i dont do anything that im not supposed to without them . evil.

What horny thoughts are you thinking now?

oooh youre putting me on the spot nd now im all shy on my ownnn account ?! shame shame (jokes)

but my thoughts are pretty soft atm.. its storming pretty bad where m at so ive been thinking about some cute cuddly stuff all day <3 just keeping each other warm in bed, its all innocent spooning at first, our touches are all sweet until the big spoon just starts humping into me .. the touch is honestly so casual and idle that i barely realize it, too busy trying to keep warm and listen to your soothing voice ..until it gets rougher and rougher before i know it ofc <3

or we can watch a movie, a blanket over our laps.. a hand finds its way into my lap, casually touching me until i get all squirmy. nd when i get loud theyll just turn to me and go 'shhh, i'm trying to watch the movie!' pretending like they arent making a mess of me under the sheets @_@ dkjgkfdg..

Hiiii you don't mind me teasing your nipples while we talk right? Thanks, I knew you'd be cool! Go on, keep talking, I'm listening. What's wrong? You're getting all shaky and breathless. Yeah, don't mind me, I'm just fidgety, can't help it lol. C'mon, I'm barely touching you, can't you keep your head on straight? Oh, you're really dripping down there! Wow, are you literally wet through your clothes? Hold on, I wanna feel. Holy shit, you're soaked. What was that? Finish your sentence. Literally, I'm not even under your clothes, just say what you were thinking! Geez, you're a mess! Do you need to take a little break? No? You want me to keep going? :3

PUPPIEST FACT 008: Puppies used to live in Heaven until God passed Divine Judgement on Puppies for their Cruelty.

can scientists give me an estimate of when we can get pregnant by straps ? and can it be [checks hypothetical wrist watch] done by tomorrow?

ok.. thank you