You Ever Thought To Yourself "this Better Not Awaken Anything In Me" And Then It Did. Like Immediately.

no puppy should ever have to do long distance anything. except for ball

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

wish i was a fictional character … so everyone could give me sexual headcanons and write imagines abt me and id have to agree bc theyd all be true (im just too lazy to write my own posts at the moment)

Reblog If you Want Gross Kinky Asks And Confessions In Your Inbox

wanna pound a puppy with a squeaky toy in their mouth

hearing the little "squeak squeak squeak" in time with my thrusts and the "uh uh uh"

the drool running out of the corners of their mouth

this would fix me i think

Doms also deserve to be gently pet like a dog, pet your dom today! 🖤

i am having the WORST cramps of my life rn … i want to jack off but i cant MOVE :( .can anyone rub one out for me so i can live vicariously through you this is so LAME!

classes are finally here which meaaaans! you get to send me the most vile and dirtiest thoughts imaginable to me through texts and audio messages while im in class and studying! then you get to watch me crawl back to you in the most pathetic and desperate way, begging for you to help with this ache you caused!

im sorry i started humping your leg while we made out

it will happen again