Keeping Wild Animals As Pets Is Bad. Except Me. Let Me Into Your House

ugh i cant wait for the day i get to be in my own queer relationship one day :( where i get to innocently ask them how their transition is going, how the hormones have been treating them. maybe i havent started any hormones myself yet, so maybe ill casually ask them all these kinds of questions… and they just get to tell me ‘i can show you.’

i get all embarrassed, but eager. and i agree anyways, because ..who wouldn’t wanna see that?

so they sit me on the edge of our bed while they stand in front of me, shoving their pants and underwear down and god theyre so huge. spreading themselves to show themselves to me. and one thing leads to another and theyre on top of me, showing me how theyve been liking their new dick, how well they can use it too. i can feel how hard they are, how big theyre growing in, how theyre rubbing into all the right places.

they pull back for a moment. ill pant under them, thinking they just need a second, they just need to readjust. im looking up at them with glossy, half-open eyes.. already slightly fucked out, before i suddenly feel them shove themselves into me.

my eyes shoot open, but before i can react theyre already falling back forward on top of me, rutting their hips so quickly into me and my minds just blanking. and they just get to murmur into my ear about how theyre filling me so nicely, how its only gonna get better from here, how maybe ill get to grow as big as them once i start hrt, how excited they are for it :( ugh maybe one day…

wish i was a fictional character … so everyone could give me sexual headcanons and write imagines abt me and id have to agree bc theyd all be true (im just too lazy to write my own posts at the moment)

scrolling through the dashboard on this acc like: oh boy, i wonder what new kink i’ll discover that i never knew i had until today will be!

helo…… thinking abt bulges.. thinking about pawing at the front of your boxers.. thinking about you shoving my face down on it.. forcing me to press my face into you

im forced to kiss you through your boxers, licking the fabric, begging for you to let me suck you off. whining in anticipation, please you feel so good.. i can feel how hard you are under there..

but you just tell me to be quiet and be grateful, before you shove my face further into your bulge. and im just forced to get high off how good you smell

Telling me to rag doll for you during sex is like mid, fine at best.

Telling your stupid puppy to play dead? 10/10 Bespoke and artisanal.

Cute robot twink who doesn't tell you that his plug tail is an erogenous zone. You think you're charging him? Wrong! You're jacking him off.

PUPPIEST FACT 008: Puppies used to live in Heaven until God passed Divine Judgement on Puppies for their Cruelty.

i love being cyber stalked…please tell me how often you refresh my blog, please be creepy and weird, please spam like and send constant asks, i want to feel watched and loved ♡

damn this joint is starting to taste like you should grab my wrists and pin me to the closest surface and feel me up and tell me all the fucked up things you wanna do to me ahahahahaha

I’m a simple dog, I love the floor