I’m A Simple Dog, I Love The Floor

there’s a special type of fun that comes with collaring a new puppy. taking them to pick out their own collar, perusing over colors and sizes and designs until we find the one that just fits them perfectly. then all that’s left is to put a tag on it and click it around that pup’s sweet neck, marking them as mine~

I GOT SNORLAX!! REMINDER THAT HORNYPOSTING IS GOOD LUCK.

blah blah blah -ooh! booster pack!

STOP giving the tboys edibles. that is CHOCOLATE. he is a DOG

in the mood for some long, drawn out mutual longing with wildly painful sexual tension pls

“Liked your post” just say you want me

this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.

I love sexually charged conversations where there’s literally nothing happening but both of us know what we’re thinking. Especially when you have to hit the “Yeah” “Yeah?” “Yeah.” You feel me?

do you know the POSSIBILITIES of if i had a real tail. you could scratch the base of it and watch me arch my back and the way it wags faster. you could tug it and watch the most pathetic sound come out of me!

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

man who says “that’s my girl” when he feels your squeeze around his cock, grinning with every pulse