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the fact that i woke up from a nap and not only did everyone miss the opportunity to let me wake up already filled with my boxers pulled down, but i instead woke up all sweaty and hot and delirious!!!! (sadly not in a good way!) no fair :’(

hello .partner who treats getting me off like some kind of science experiment. just blankly staring down at me become a mess while they lay down next to me,..

just noting my different reactions , just seeing what makes me tick. their eyes full of intrigue, just staring at my face while they look for different reactions .'oh? you like when i move my hand like that quite a lot, dont you?' 'you came pretty fast compared to last time.' 'you're getting quite loud..' just testing out different speeds, positions, places where they touch me ..

then when im completely spent they just press a kiss to my forehead, go back to cuddling or whatever they were doing. HELLO😵‍💫😵‍💫

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

ugh i cant wait for the day i get to be in my own queer relationship one day :( where i get to innocently ask them how their transition is going, how the hormones have been treating them. maybe i havent started any hormones myself yet, so maybe ill casually ask them all these kinds of questions… and they just get to tell me ‘i can show you.’

i get all embarrassed, but eager. and i agree anyways, because ..who wouldn’t wanna see that?

so they sit me on the edge of our bed while they stand in front of me, shoving their pants and underwear down and god theyre so huge. spreading themselves to show themselves to me. and one thing leads to another and theyre on top of me, showing me how theyve been liking their new dick, how well they can use it too. i can feel how hard they are, how big theyre growing in, how theyre rubbing into all the right places.

they pull back for a moment. ill pant under them, thinking they just need a second, they just need to readjust. im looking up at them with glossy, half-open eyes.. already slightly fucked out, before i suddenly feel them shove themselves into me.

my eyes shoot open, but before i can react theyre already falling back forward on top of me, rutting their hips so quickly into me and my minds just blanking. and they just get to murmur into my ear about how theyre filling me so nicely, how its only gonna get better from here, how maybe ill get to grow as big as them once i start hrt, how excited they are for it :( ugh maybe one day…

Trans men orgasms,,,,the best sound of the planet,,, BEFORE the smiths ofc :)

keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house

hnnn okay hi more thoughts on being someones desk pet :(

but the thought of just feeling their hand idly on the back of my head, keeping me in place and my tongue pressed flat under their dick. their other hand working away, writing and getting their work done. when an especially hard task or question comes up they furrow their brows, their hand on my head gripping me a lil bit tighter before shoving my head further against them.

it helps them think. nd they especially love when i get caught off guard and let out a muffled ‘mmnph!’ nd when im not having my head shoved down, my heads just leaning up against their inner thigh, so blissful about being underneath them. just love bein around you, love bein so helpful for you :(

doms that accidentally overstim themselves first because they just love being inside you and they cant stop pumping into you. panting about how much they love you, how good you feel. only for them to overstim you soon after with how quickly theyre filling you.

now both of you are loud fucked out messes <3

hi plushi, long time no see :,) <3

nasty asks you say. well i WOULD like to hear more of YOUR icky thoughts but i guess you’ve convinced me to tell you that i’ve been soooo desperate lately. i’m normally quiet by myself but i haven’t been able to stop from gasping and breathy moaning while i fuck my needy cunt and rub my aching chest. begging for more, and faster and harder and deeper. it’s lowkey embarrassing some of the things that slip out. makes me feel like such a filthy whore, praising a good puppy that isn’t even there, imagining them with their mouth full of me and looking up at me with the prettiest pleading eyes. and yawl already know good puppies deserve rewards,, what would you want your reward to be, plushi? i mean uhhh if i was talking about you. this is all hypothetical. word on the street.

hope you’ve been having a wonderful day, wish you hugs n kisses n very strong orgasms

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lotuuuuus!! <3 mwahmwah yesss tell puppy everything! youll more of my thoughts soon enough teehee ..

YES YES LET ME BE YOUR PUPPY ID BE SO GOOD FOR YOU PLEASEPL(hypothetically .) i personally cannot shut up even when im alone but i just lovee feeling so desperate to the point where im mumbling things to myself, begging even if im the only one there (totally not me last night) <3

anyone would be so lucky to be under you ., hypotheeetically ..please reward me with letting me feel how good you cum in my mouth :( id love the feeling of you desperately grinding your hips into my tongue while you push the back of my head deeper between your thighs until i cant breathe ..please let me! please give it to me i promise ill say thank you after!!!!! ..,and a human sized doggy bed.. .id really like that as a reward