In The Mood For Some Long, Drawn Out Mutual Longing With Wildly Painful Sexual Tension Pls

underwear sniffers make the world go round

oh no i’m alright i’m just thinking about sweet doms who let you know how sorry they are while they continue to not let up and refuse breaks. i’m sorry it hurts, honey. i’m sorry i’m making you cry, sweetie. just a little bit longer. you're doing so well. thank you for letting me do this to you. you know i love you, right?

no seriously i swear i'm okay *collapses*

Hey man you look like you had a long day, come sit on the couch with me. Oh yeah, just get comfy and relax I know you must be stressed out, here let me massage you a bit. It’s totally not weird I don’t know what you mean, yeah like doesn’t it feel so good when I give you these head scratches, behind your ears too?

Aww you seem like you’re already less tense, do you want a treat? What no man I didn’t say that in a patronizing way, I just mean like a snack. You’re so sensitive haha, anyways before I give you your treat you gotta raise your paw. What I’m not treating you like a dog? I’m just joking around, no need for you to get all mad. Why are you getting up, aww come on sit boy! Oh my god you’re so red, it’s just a joke dude, don’t you want your treat puppy?

Oh my god you’re so dramatic; are you seriously going to have a fit over some stupid joke? I mean if I didn’t think you were red from being mad I would think it’s because you liked this. Yeah you like being talked down to like a fucking dog? Oh yeah keep denying, I totally believe you. Hey come back here, let me just- hey sit still, yeah stop fucking fighting I just need to click this collar into place. Aww you look adorable, are you embarrassed puppy? Stop avoiding eye contact look at me. Dude this is what you are, I don’t care if you protest it, you’re just a pathetic fucking dog.

ugh i cant wait for the day i get to be in my own queer relationship one day :( where i get to innocently ask them how their transition is going, how the hormones have been treating them. maybe i havent started any hormones myself yet, so maybe ill casually ask them all these kinds of questions… and they just get to tell me ‘i can show you.’

i get all embarrassed, but eager. and i agree anyways, because ..who wouldn’t wanna see that?

so they sit me on the edge of our bed while they stand in front of me, shoving their pants and underwear down and god theyre so huge. spreading themselves to show themselves to me. and one thing leads to another and theyre on top of me, showing me how theyve been liking their new dick, how well they can use it too. i can feel how hard they are, how big theyre growing in, how theyre rubbing into all the right places.

they pull back for a moment. ill pant under them, thinking they just need a second, they just need to readjust. im looking up at them with glossy, half-open eyes.. already slightly fucked out, before i suddenly feel them shove themselves into me.

my eyes shoot open, but before i can react theyre already falling back forward on top of me, rutting their hips so quickly into me and my minds just blanking. and they just get to murmur into my ear about how theyre filling me so nicely, how its only gonna get better from here, how maybe ill get to grow as big as them once i start hrt, how excited they are for it :( ugh maybe one day…

sex that's like holding down an overly anxious rabbit at the vet so it doesn't accidentally kick you while you're giving it a shot.

do you want to play in love with me. it involves being in love. and making out for fifteen hours straight. and keeping me as a pet

starting to think oomf is an incubus with the amount of times i’ve dreamt about them topping me

I always have had a thing for sheep-- They're cute prey in general, but recently, it's gotten a little hand. Since coming over here, my desire to just fucking rail and devour cute little lamb things has been through the roof. Certain people (you know who you are) have got me RAVENOUS

I just wanna sink my claws into a cute little sheep and drag them away, bleating and squirming before pinning them and silencing them with a low growl and the sensation of my knot pressed up against their tailhole-- among other things

me: i'm so fucking upset i need a way to relieve my pain and frustrations rn

my darker kinks:

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