I Have The Craziesttttt Most Perverted Insane Problematic Shocking Shameful Kink Ever Where I Yearn To

[two people fighting over what squirt is]

person A: squirt is squirt! me: yay! person B: squirt is pee! me: yay! person A: what me: what

i want to be a good girl in the same way that subby cis men are good girls. like do you get it. the vision

now i don’t want to say that i WANT to make you cry after seeing that adorable post of yours. that would be mean! (even though i’m pretty sure you’d like that.) but it *would* possibly make me all wet and needy if tears just so happened to well up in your eyes while i give you everything you want because pretty puppies deserve it. (still gonna make you use your words and tell me exactly how to make you feel good though.) so cute and desperate and beautiful for me! hell i might cry too just from how much i love seeing you happy!

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im physically incapable of not keyboard spamming when i see your asks my brain gets too melty to do anythign else forgive me.,,

id love it if we were both all wet and teary eyed messes together :( kissing your tear stained cheeks while you make a mess of me and i stutter with my words

I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

We should add a /wag tone tag so people know you're wagging your tail.

i have a horrible disease that can only be cured with attention and pets and scritches

we're friends, i'm here whenever you need me! i'll always be down to watch a movie with you or go get food or control your vibrator wait what sorry i meant we could send memes back and forth or maybe watch each other masturbate WOAH SORRY i meant to say we can make playlists for each other and maybe go on a nice walk around the neighborhood or you could suck on my tits while i pet your head and tell you what a good job you're doing WTFFFFF SORRY I MEANT--

“doggy can work with loyal and stupid” i’m frothing at the mouth and running around in circles. your longer textposts are just 😵‍💫🫠 in the best possible way. lamb posting gets me going. also random side note: if i was weird i’d let you know that i was so pent up last night that i used one of those vibes that’s supposed to mimic oral and thought about you being down there and using your pretty mouth instead and i came so hard so quick. but once again i’m not weird

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!/@&:3’kdnekdnenwjiwj..,>gughfjn@1@2&:&:&;

i mean. hello lotus., so glad you liked the textpost i was pretty shy about it:(

but pfff.. that would be pretty weird.. i can imagine someone whos just as weird to actually love that idea and now is upset that they werent there to keep going even after you already came haha….. a bunch of freaks on tumblr yknow..

okay but i wouldve loved the feeling of being in between your thighs with your hand in my hair but you didnt hear that from me..<3

Fucking you kitty style

It's like doggy style except I'm sinking my teeth into your delicate flesh on the back of your neck to hold you in place <3